What if...

[Deleted member 3041612]

What if the Commodores sang She's Fat and Fluffy?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Courtney Love didn't want to be the girl with the most cake?

 

[PapaRomantic]

What if she was only two times a lady?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Some of these things are cracking me up!!!!

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

What if Old Time Bluegrass was what soothed your soul when reminiscing about the days of old?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

What if Two out of Three was excellent?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Nancy Sinatra's boots were made for stomping?

 

[emsway]

What if the dude really did look like a dude?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

What if he didn't want to walk this way?

 

[emsway]

What if he didn't want to walk this way?

I spewed. ❤

What if the GoGos were really....big...gossips.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What if he didn't want to walk this way?

Exactly, what if he wanted to skip?

 

[babslovesherdaddy]

What if Slayer wanted a Live Skin Mask?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Janie's got brass knuckles?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

What if we were dreaming of a Black and Blue Christmas?

 

[emsway]

What if this land really was made only for me?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Arlo Guthrie were the train they call the Acela Express?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

What if we were Home on the G E range and all we heard were dirty words?

 

[babslovesherdaddy]

What if Ozzy didn't Bark at the Moon? What if his Train was Sane? What if he wasn't Paranoid?

 

[PapaRomantic]

What if Nirvana wanted a kidney-shaped box?

What if they said, "Hey, keep going, I have nothing to complain about at all?"

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What if Nelly thought it was cold in here?

 

[PapaRomantic]

For that matter, what if it smelled like old people spirit?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

What if Billy Joel would rather laugh with the saints and cry with the sinners because saints are more fun?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Steve Marriott got a 30-day suspended sentence?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

What if we spent the nite at Busted Bladder Hotel?

Or we sat down on the corner watching all the whores walk by?

What if we wore long shorts?

What if we couldn't wake up little Suzzy?

 

[PapaRomantic]

What if Eric Clapton really wanted Sally to get up?