What if your TV cut on by itself and started doing this...

[Mike_Yates]

What if your television set (especially an old CRT from the 80's or 90's) turned on by itself and started displaying this? And what if it didn't turn off when you pressed the power button?

http://thumbnails114.imagebam.com/43918/edae63439172112.jpg

 

[yossi]

You have one week to live.

Prepare yourself.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's how demons get in. Seriously. Be careful.

 

[Que]

I know who I'd call...

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&ved=0CAYQjBwwAGoVChMI5M25ktioyAIVyYQNCh3BPwXS&url=http%3A%2F%2Femptylighthouse.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2FeG4w_u2v.png&psig=AFQjCNF3kNLjzTJgH7Mi_zZnd-fE5zfHSg&ust=1444043706287723

 

[oggbashan]

You've been reading George Orwell's 1984. Room 101 is waiting.

 

[Messier82]

There is nothing wrong with your television set, do not attempt to adjust the picture,We are controlling transmission

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://uluola.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/tinfoil-hat.jpg

Act now! Only $19.95! Complete with bonus How to Build your Own Bunker pamphlet.

 

[jezzilee]

Hey Yates? do you see dead people?

 

[Mike_Yates]

What if it got real scary?

http://114.imagebam.com/download/0MeMGpmorEmH7vGVxBu4Ig/43918/439172115/Pulse%20TV%203.JPG

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Solar Flare



You got sun-zapped and hyper ionized...,

if you would have quickly run to a dark room, you would have seen your glow.​

 

[jezzilee]

I think Yates has me on ignore. He never answers my most serious of questions.

 

[Que]

Hey Yates? do you see dead people?

No. That's what he needs Heatyr for. To point them out to him.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Does he answer and questions, or does he just post questions?

 

[jezzilee]

No. That's what he needs Heatyr for. To point them out to him.

I forgot about her.

Does he answer and questions, or does he just post questions?

I'm not sure. I think I have seen him engage with a few people.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I think Yates has me on ignore. He never answers my most serious of questions.

Ask and you shall receive answers, just don't ask questions that are asinine and ludicrous.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ask and you shall receive answers, just don't ask questions that are asinine and ludicrous.

Quoted for the irony.

 

[Que]

Does he answer and questions, or does he just post questions?

It is hit and miss. Sometimes you can talk about him right in front of him and he will blithely go about his business as if he is not being discussed. Other times, something will catch his eye and he will engage.

I am assuming somewhere on the autism spectrum. Aspergers, most likely. I sometimes picture him sounding like Raymond Babbitt.

 

[jezzilee]

Ask and you shall receive answers, just don't ask questions that are asinine and ludicrous.

I am seriously offended. I ask the important questions and you would have the gall to call them asinine and ludicrous.

DO YOU SEE DEAD PEOPLE?

Perhaps in all caps you can take it a little more seriously.

 

[Mike_Yates]

It is hit and miss. Sometimes you can talk about him right in front of him and he will blithely go about his business as if he is not being discussed. Other times, something will catch his eye and he will engage.

I am assuming somewhere on the autism spectrum. Aspergers, most likely. I sometimes picture him sounding like Raymond Babbitt.

If Heathyr is being discussed then I will most likely engage.

She's still hot as fuck!

And I don't read every single thread where I am mentioned.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It is hit and miss. Sometimes you can talk about him right in front of him and he will blithely go about his business as if he is not being discussed. Other times, something will catch his eye and he will engage.

I am assuming somewhere on the autism spectrum. Aspergers, most likely. I sometimes picture him sounding like Raymond Babbitt.

now I will see yeah injected all over his posts.

 

[Que]

If Heathyr is being discussed then I will most likely engage.

And I don't read every single thread where I am mentioned.

Yes, I have noticed you are a bit single-minded in that way. We should hang out sometime. I gather we are proximate at times.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Meanwhile, in Mike's basement...

http://scaredyet.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10_1324423416.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's how demons get in. Seriously. Be careful.

Power of cheese compels you.

 

[jezzilee]

Meanwhile, in Mike's basement...

http://scaredyet.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10_1324423416.gif

Holy heck that is one creepy gif!!

 

[Hypoxia]

Pull a Nam June Paik and put one or more powerful electromagnets on top. Juice it up. GO!