What if the elevator had a cocksucker button?

[Dillinger]

Does anyone else have thoughts like this all the time? Care to re-arrange the world? What are your thoughts?

Here's few others that I've had recently:

What if symphonic orchestras engaged in gang warfare?

Never turn your back on a giant flaming shark.

 

[SexyChele]

Um, Dilly? Could we include a "Pussy Licking" button in that dream elevator you got there?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Going down?

 

[Pokerman]

I don't know if I'd push it....makes me think of the old alaska mining town joke.... (SHUDDERS)

 

[perks]

ummm...the elevator does have a cocksucking button.

 

[tn_8tiv]

Does anyone else have thoughts like this all the time? Care to re-arrange the world? What are your thoughts?

Here's few others that I've had recently:

What if symphonic orchestras engaged in gang warfare?

Never turn your back on a giant flaming shark.

My elevator does have a cocksucker button. It stops on the CEO's floor.

What if Gang Warfare engaged in symphonic orchestras. (Now that's food for thought)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If the elevator ever tries to bring you down -- go crazy.

 

[perks]

If the elevator ever tries to bring you down -- go crazy.

OH NO! LET'S GO!

 

[Pokerman]

If the elevator ever tries to bring you down -- go crazy.

punch a higher floor!!!

 

[tn_8tiv]

Going down?

I'll go down, anytime

 

[Pyper]

Going down?

*snicker*

 

[ToddHwrd]

Hey Dillinger if I got on that elevator the button would be broken, that is just my luck. Traffic lights are always red and the guy in front of me always wants to do less than the speed limit.......LOL

 

[Dillinger]

What if cats smoked cigars? Would they still make good pets?

 

[MissTaken]

I always wondered what if the flight never ends? Where do we end up?


Uh huh....one of my fave episodes of the Twilight Zone.

 

[tigerjen]

Um, Dilly? Could we include a "Pussy Licking" button
in that dream elevator you got there?

I second that!!! I wouldn't "get off" that elevator!

 

[Dillinger]

If you become One With The Universe can you get better parking spaces?