What I Want - Don't We All?

[JohnsonLongwood]

I want a young skinny girl, single, with dark blonde hair, plenty of "extra padding", who is short and light skinned with long, lanky, tanned legs, fully round and magnificent breasts in her "B" cup bra, shaved, with fleshy labia and a soft bush and who is mature and experienced and is cheating on her husband.

Do you think I have chance of meeting her here?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Um, that’s not what everybody wants.

Who knows what you’ll find here, but you’re not exactly putting out vibes that would make anyone interested in you. Good luck though.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Um, that’s not what everybody wants.

Who knows what you’ll find here, but you’re not exactly putting out vibes that would make anyone interested in you. Good luck though.

Think parody and lampooning. A sense of humor too, would be good as long as she's responsible and serious of course.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Please describe skinny with "extra padding". I might know a girl.

Purr-fect!

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Lol, i see what you did there. Skinny with extra padding, short with long legs, shaved with a soft bush, single with a husband. You're looking for someone witty and with a sense of humor. Sorry, I'm already spoken for. But I hope you find one. A good sense of humor shouldn't be wasted.

I'm here to have fun and share the joys of eroticism. I don't expect to "find someone", certainly not the one I've described! I've never considered my sense of humor to be mainstream (or much else about myself to be despite outward appearances). Some people just don't get it and that's OK. I enjoy the laugh all the more with those who do.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Cute ad, I hope you find who you’re looking for or at least get a few good PMs out of this.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Cute ad, I hope you find who you’re looking for or at least get a few good PMs out of this.

Thanks. I have actual ads in the personals forum. This was just a humorous commentary and parody. It doesn't ask anyone to PM me like the ads do. It does get dialog here though, and that keeps it visible. Thanks for sharing your thoughts and good wishes.