What I REALLY think.....

[Expertise]

Jeff is a little slow sometimes. A damn nice fella'... but a little slow.

 

[Jeff726]

I don't appreciate being called "slow".

[Edited by Jeff726 on 08-09-2000 at 05:21 AM]

 

[Expertise]

Lighten up big man. Its too damn early in the morning for hostility or cocktails.

*cocktails where the hell did that come from*

Once again ... just ragging you Jeff. There was no ill intent. Please don't take offence at this Jeff and before you say it "your not capable" "there has to be love" and all that. I understand that and its cool.

But Jeff, I firmly believe that a really great fuck would do you a world of good bud.

Anyway, sorry to pee in your cornflakes this morning. Really hope you have a better day.

 

[Naked Hunny]

See sweetie i told ya he didnt mean it badly it was just the words he chose. You read too far into things and let them get to you!! And Expertise no offense you keep your dick away from my cornflakes milk will do just fine thank you!!!

 

[Expertise]

But what about some cream?

Did I just say that!?

I am in a sick and twisted little mood this morning

 

[Jeff726]

Once again ... just ragging you Jeff. There was no ill intent. Please don't take offence at this Jeff and before you say it "your not capable" "there has to be love" and all that. I understand that and its cool.

But Jeff, I firmly believe that a really great fuck would do you a world of good bud.

Anyway, sorry to pee in your cornflakes this morning. Really hope you have a better day.

Maybe you're right. I just am a sensitive person don't blame me for it.

Whether I am capable or not of a simple wild fuck I am not truly sure anymore. I'd love to have a shot though. And I have said it doesn't have to be with the love of my life, just someone who is nice and doesn't treat me as an object.

And I don't eat cornflakes damn you!


Jeff
what woman would fuck me?

 

[Naked Hunny]

UHH EWWW

If you want to put your "cream" in my mouth just say so im sure it tastes fine by itself and doesnt need the cornflakes!!

 

[Expertise]

I appologize profusely Naked Hunny.
I am usually not that vulgar until after lunch. High testosterone levels this morning I guess.

Jeff I love ya', ya little f@#$er *applies noogie to Jeffs head*

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well damn you Expertise dont tease me about giving me cream i woke up so damn horny this morning!!

 

[Jeff726]

Ouch that hurts! I'll kick your ass if you don't stop!

Nah I'll probably just ask for a beer.

 

[Expertise]

Don't let fear or good judgement hold you back Jeff.

In fact, hook on...and see how tough you thought you were.

Just kidding Jeff. Its too early... i'll buy you a beer instead.

BTW Your welcome for the local colloquialims

 

[Naked Hunny]

damnit how come noone ever wants to buy me a beer??

 

[Expertise]

I will Purolator you some Moosehead Post Haste young lady.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Now that i think about it maybe that isnt a good idea i become a horny lil thing when i drink!!

 

[Expertise]

Now sending a case.

The shipping on this is gonna' kill me.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

No COD Charges for the PM

no problem PM Chandler Byng .. we will get the Canadian taxpayers to pay the shipping charges .. hey you can do that now .. LMAO

 

[Expertise]

Its good to be the King! Damnit! ... forgot that bill hasn't been passed yet.

You obviously haven't noticed my comment about your "Tarty Buttocks" yet. I was expecting something catty

Buttocks...god I love that word. Its right up there with esplenade and falafel

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Did you say buttocks?

why Chandler luv, don't be so CHEEKY ... LMAO .. have you been looking at my pic again?? lol

 

[Expertise]

I glance at occassionaly Isabella....Awww whos kidding who... its my screensaver.

 

[Jeff726]

Don't let fear or good judgement hold you back Jeff.

In fact, hook on...and see how tough you thought you were.

Just kidding Jeff. Its too early... i'll buy you a beer instead.

BTW Your welcome for the local colloquialims

I wish I knew what a "local colloquialism" was. I guess you're right I am slow! Bahhhhhhh

 

[Naked Hunny]

Dont worry jeff neither do i

 

[Isabella Thorne]

BUTT PM Byng ..

LMAO ... ha ha ha ... screen saver ... that is so fucking funny ... what will the Canadian tax payers think now ... OMG ..

oh PM dear .. i just received word from the Queen regarding your official portrait .. she cannot decide between the pensive profile head shot or the full monty shot ..

my vote is for the full monty luv ..

you can leave your hat on ...

 

[Expertise]

Me, naked with a pensive look and a fedora ... or better yet a beret. Theres an attractive image (YIKES). In my continuing modesty I think we better just stick to the straight "pensive look" pose Isabella. Besides what if I lose the next election (god forbid) and Sheila Copps gets elected. I would be embarassed .....shes hung like a bull!

Jeff a local colloquialism is a manner of speech or particular phrase that is specific to or reflective of a geographic area or region or a group within that region or area. In short Jeff. Welcome ta da canadian maritimes bye!

That is your lesson for today grasshoppa.