What have I missed?

[Firesprite]

It's been so long...... anyone care to give me a quick run on the gos for the last 2 or 3 months? I've been reading and reading and reading tonight, but I think I'm missing something.

By the way, anyone remember my sofa incident and the house mate from hell? I moved out. My car broke down. My Grandmother was diagnosed terminally ill with Bone Cancer. My telephone line has been out of order.

The situation now: I am living with family. My car is fixed. My Grandmother is still terminal (but then Life is terminal isn't it?) but she's not in hospital anymore. I have a permanant connection to the internet.

I am Returned!!!!!

 

[Xander]

OMG Firesprite. That would take too damn long to fill in the blanks there.

But I will mention one little thing.....I've met Laurel & Manu in San Diego....Yes IRL. (neener neener neener)

Good to see you're back again.

 

[Merelan]

I am glad you moved out, was not a good situation.
Very sorry about your Grandmother. It is good you are all there for her though.

I am very glad you are back. Not just because we missed you, but its a chance for a party!!!

Champagne, wine, beer? Anyone?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Firesprite welcome back, I was wondering how the couch situation worked out!!

Champagne, wine, beer? Anyone?

Hmm can I just have you? And share you with Hecate?

 

[Merelan]

Was that a proposition? Hey... I think it was. Yes...
Wait, no. You made it then left. Now I have to have all this alcohol and sancks for myself. Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Yes, I knew it. I knew why I loved this place.

 

[Nicole]

You asked what had been going on ... ARE YOU NUTS WOMAN????

The same ol same ol has been going on.

Good to see you back, and good to know you didn't fall off the face of the earth.

((((((((((((((((FIRESPRITE)))))))))))))))

Or would you prefer a spanking *wink wink*

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

* I'm here now *

 

[Nicole]

Oh yeah Firesprite, you missed Merlin's present to Wizard .... A BEAR, of all the things he could have brought back he brought Ben.

Very lovable mind you

 

[Firesprite]

Xander.... while you're at it why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? **turning a litle green with envy** Hope you had a good time in San Diego anyway

Merelan.... Make mine a Champagne.. Its time to celebrate! My sister just told the family today that she is Pregnant! WooHoo! I'm gonna be an Auntie!

Thanks for the wb ShyGuy.. my furniture did get moved before I left by the way.. it got stacked up in the laundry.. that lasted all of a week. Out of there!

(((((((((Nicole))))))))) Thanks hon! Nope didn't fall off the face of the earth. Was a near thing though. I kept hold of a blade of grass and that stopped me from floating away....

Where did Merlin go to give Wizard a Bear? (we are not talking a real live breathing wild animal are we???) damn I have really missed something there havn't I. Can you point me to the thread, or are you introducing me to Ben - Beer Bear?
Ben whoever you are.. pleased to make your aquaintance, thanks for stopping by and hope to see you around

 

[Magic Merlin]

Ben?

Firesprite! Its so good to see you back. Just watch out for Ben.

Wizard wanted me to bring him something back from my vacation back in August and so I settled on a bear. Below are the two threads that began this fiasco. Now Ben seems to be more popular that either Wizard or myself.

Of course it doesn't help that Wizard gave Ben a beer and corrupted him.


http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=13871&pagenumber=1


http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=13874

Welcome back again, Firesprite. You were missed.

MM

 

[Xander]

Uhm Firesprite.....You asked

 

[Merelan]

An Auntie an Auntie, your going to be an Auntie...Yeah!!!
That is so much fun. Yu get to spoil and play, and then send the little brats, I mean darlings, home with Mom and Dad. This is your chance to get back at your sister for all the things she did to you growing up.
Hahahaaaa.

Damn, I can't get the champagne open. Anyone want to help Firesprite and I get drunk?

 

[Expertise]

OK. I'm obviously an idiot so indulge me

Is Ben Beer Bear male or female?

 

[Merelan]

Do you want me to tell you? Or do you want to get that close yourself?

 

[Expertise]

Just the info is fine.

God I love it when a woman knows how to be a smartass.

 

[Merelan]

Me a smartass? Oh. No one has ever, ever said that before. I think I love you! Or at least lust after you.
Ben darling is all he bear. That's why he is so popular with the women around here. he gets all his sleep in over the winter, and lets us use his sleeping body as a heater when we get cold. Then in the Spring, Summer and Fall he is raring to go, at a moments notice, and doesn't fall asleep directly afterwards.
The only drawback is he smells after he bathes, but then again, at least he bathes.

 

[Wizard]

Come on now Ben is 100 % male bear..............Likes pretty girls and his darn beer................both cost alot to keep .......................

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*nuzzling up next to the pretty lady, merelan*

*i am 100% male northwest american MALE brown bear!*



* me likes the pretty lady cause she likes to be wrapped in bear when she is bare...i don't about she being a smart ass, but she sure has a cute ass *



BEER!

 

[Merelan]

Ben... I didn't know you noticed!
Here, have an ice cold beer, I saved it just for you.

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*pretty lady offers bear beer*

*yeaah....yeah...yeah...beer..beer...for the...bare beer bear.


*firesprite, allow me to introduce myself to you. i am ben. bear to the great wizard dude himself. he gives me BEER!*

*also here is a picture of me. admittedly, not at my best. but the bobtoad dude snuck this snapshot of me one night at a party. so this picture is courtesy of the toadmeister*.*

http://www.link-o-rama.com/humor/bear.jpg

*btw, watch out for the bobtoad dude. he likes the ladies to think he is innocent. he's not*


BEER!

 

[Wizard]

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW BEN..........Now cut that out!!!!!!!!!

Damit I got labeled the one that pee's in the pool and now your going to be the one that pee's all the time............

shake that thing and put it back in your fur...........and don't get any on you, you know you don't like getting a bath..............

[Edited by Wizard on 10-18-2000 at 12:45 PM]

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*ahhhh geez*

*i'm sorry pops. shucks ain't a bear allowed to have any fun*


*sniffles. pops hurt my feelings*

 

[Wizard]

I hope you didn't get any on you....................

 

[Merelan]

If he did, I am willing to bathe him. He is my special friend, aren't you Benny my sweet. He protects me and lets me cuddle all I want too.

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*thhhhhhppppppppppp* (best beer bear impression of bronx cheer)

If he did, I am willing to bathe him. He is my special friend, aren't you Benny my sweet. He protects me and lets me cuddle all I want too.

*see.....she loves me..*

(sticking tongue out at pops)


*walking over to cuddle with the sweet one*