What Have I Done?

[p_p_man]

At the top of the General Board page just under New Thread there is a small statement "subscribe to this forum".

Curiosity filled the cat I know but I clicked on it and a few seconds later a message box appeared telling me that I had now "subscribed to this forum".

What have I done?
What does it mean?
Will it cost me any money?

.........help!!!

 

[YoungGun69]

Now you have to pay each of us Retroactivly and inthe future for reading your posts.

$1 please.

 

[Tabby432]

You just filled up your mailbox.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Unless you click the radio box indicating that you do not want emails from the forum. Then you won't get emails and you can get directly from your user cp to the board.

Of course this is free of charge if you have either posted over 20 stories, done at least 2 audios, or if you've posted a picture of yourself (not someone else) in flagrante delecto in the General Forum for your peers to make fun of.

Otherwise, It's $19.95 a month and a charge of $1 every time someone reads a post of yours in your subscribed forum.

 

[p_p_man]

Thanks Tabby432

I've now unsubscribed...

When would anyone want to use that function though...what's the purpose of it?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Look for one of these e-mails...

Hello New Forum Member!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Literotica! As a member your benefits include free admission to all southern California theme parks (August 3- August 17 only, after 6pm, weekedays), and a combination cell phone/rotisserie (patent pending). Your membership fee will be automatically deducted from your bank acount. Should you have insufficient funds, don't worry! Your parent's account will also be accessed (statements will read "Pornographic Web Site Fees"). Please keep your hands inside your pants at all times. And once again, Welcome!

 

[p_p_man]

Now I've got another problem...

which replies are real and which are send ups?

DCL a send up

KillerMuffin not sure

YoungGun69 ??mmm maybe....

 

[KillerMuffin]

ACtually, the truth...

Your UserCP is your discussion board home. It's where your buddy list is, your PMs are, and your options can be exercised.

If you subscribe to a forum and you have the Use 'Email Notification' by default? radio button click on no, then you will not recieve email notification whenever someone posts to the board. That and I think you have the option to not have your email notified whenever someone posts something new to the forum. Anyway, if you're subscribed and you start out in your user cp area, you can get directly to whichever forum you're subscribed to, and you can see what's new that's posted. Or if you've gotten the email notification by default jazz going on, then you will be notified by email that someone has posted something in your subscribed forum.

And get this, it's free, too. Just one naked picture away..

What??? I like naked men, you can't blame a Muffin for trying. Shit.

 

[Guest]

ummm

whats a jizz job? LOL

 

[p_p_man]

Re: ummm

whats a jizz job? LOL

It 'cums' from my 'contribution' to the "Blow Job, Suck Job" thread posted earlier.

To avoid any confusion as to why a blow job is called a blow job and not a suck job I though I'd invent a new phrase to describe fellatio. Besides it's snappier sounding than blow job. More appropriate to the 21st Century!

Just giving it my support for a while...

jizz a new slang word for = jism

jism = sperm