teddybear4play
better when i'm drunk
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Thanks to a ton of snow, our Christmas wasn't nearly as exciting as our normal holiday get-togethers. But that's not to say some of it wasn't perversely entertaining. A group of us hardcore celebrators got really blitzened and told essentially every joke we knew. Among some of the dumber ones:
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little "knot-sies" (Nazis).
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his "sleevies" (think like the last joke).
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
Why did the lemur fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What's yellow and shaped like a bucket?
A yellow bucket.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
The funniest one (defining "funny" loosely, of course) out of this set is definitely the title joke. For the answer, click the attached picture.
TB4p
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little "knot-sies" (Nazis).
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his "sleevies" (think like the last joke).
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
Why did the lemur fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What's yellow and shaped like a bucket?
A yellow bucket.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
The funniest one (defining "funny" loosely, of course) out of this set is definitely the title joke. For the answer, click the attached picture.
TB4p
