What has TSN come to?

[Todd]

They are calling a game of Poker a sport. Thats not the worst of it, the commentators are calling it with more excitement than would be heard from the commentators doing a foot ball game. Of the announcers annoucing a Soccer game. One Commentator I think pretty near had a heart attack when a guy raised.

 

[OUTSIDER]

It's no better here Todd, at the moment they are showing the world contest of......wait for it....."DART'S"...! what the fuck, thats not a sport it's just fat blokes filling in the time between pint's of beer...!

 

[Todd]

darts oh my the suspense is incredible, :|

this oker game had to be from over there as well all the wages were in pounds not dollars

 

[OUTSIDER]

Yeah I know the programme your talking about, it just goes to show that although we might now have more channel's than we did ten years ago it doesn't mean there's anything worth watching.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Personally, I'd rather watch televised poker or darts instead of tennis or golf...

 

[R Nitelight]

Relax.
33 days until Spring Training.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Eeeeeeewwwww Tennis and Golf are sucky sport's but I really don't have a leg to stand on as I have been known to sit and watch cricket, sorry but I can't lie.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Actually, there's a rather amusing show over here called strip poker (unfortunately no one actually gets naked) girls play the guys, and they answer questions to pick the better card, if they answer wrong, they have to take off an idem of clothing. Now that's entertainment! ~L~

Oh, and I know some people that are really fun to watch play darts, like my cousin, who regularly tries to throw his cigarette at the board when he's not paying attention, or my friend Katrina, who uses her assets to make the guys miss the board. ~giggles~

[Edited by goddess_euphoria on 01-13-2001 at 07:07 PM]

 

[OUTSIDER]

Yep we get that one here to but I find the contestants too annoying to watch for more than twenty seconds at any one time. They also used to show topless darts here on one of the cable channels but it went bust.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Topless darts? ~LOL~ Hope none of the girls had implants... ~giggles~ You're right, the people on strip poker can be annoying, like when they're missing the easiest questions...

 

[OUTSIDER]

The funniest thing about topless darts was the fact that the winner got a T'shirt as the prize, BTW the same channel also used to have a midget on a trampoline presenting the weather report and a babe who stripped as she gave the market report on stocks and shares....?

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Damn... interesting television programs ya have over there...

 

[OUTSIDER]

If you think thats good you should see the Graham Norton show called imaginatively "So Graham Norton", for new years eve 1999 they had a girl firing ping pong ball's out of her vagina at a target to set off the fire works at nidnight, now that was a show.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Interesting... ~L~ Ever seen South Park? You can find most of that stuff on that show too...

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'm not sure but I think the TV channel that used to show the midget and the topless dart's predated south park but I can't swear to it

 

[goddess_euphoria]

I'm sure it did, that's probably were the creators got the idea in the first place!

 

[OUTSIDER]

it was a crap channel but it was so bad it made you laugh so that can't be bad, I think it was maybe a little like that public access thing you guy's run in the US