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[blulilacgrl]

HEY!! What happened to dick tits? Here I was so excited that we had come up with this fantastic new term and suddenly I can't find the thread anywhere? Can someone clue me in?

Uh oh, did we get in trouble for not being nice?

Eilan? Edensgarden? Anyone?

 

[Lord Pmann]

HEY!! What happened to dick tits? Here I was so excited that we had come up with this fantastic new term and suddenly I can't find the thread anywhere? Can someone clue me in?

Uh oh, did we get in trouble for not being nice?

Eilan? Edensgarden? Anyone?

I don't know what this dick tits is, but if it has you, Eilan and Eden involved, I'd be up for it.

 

[NippleMuncher]

That was a great thread, you sure it wasn't in the HT Cafe?

 

[Eilan]

I think it's gone.

pmann: "dick tits" is an awesome phrase that came about because some poor n00b couldn't use commas. He asked something along the lines of "have you ever flashed yo dick tits and pussy" but with more txtspk.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think it's gone.

pmann: "dick tits" is an awesome phrase that came about because some poor n00b couldn't use commas. He asked something along the lines of "have you ever flashed yo dick tits and pussy" but with more txtspk.

Ah, commas. The difference between "let's fuck, baby" and "let's fuck baby".

I know a lot of people complain about these kinds of posts, but I love them. I feel (only a little) bad for making fun of people when they post stupid questions, but asking for real help. So these people are like funnels for my snark so that it doesn't get offloaded on to some anal sexless husband.

 

[Loverskitten]

Ah, commas. The difference between "let's fuck, baby" and "let's fuck baby".

Hehehe!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hehehe!

Makes a difference, right? One is hot. The other statement gets you on a list and you have to let everyone know when you move to a new neighbourhood.

 

[Ellafun]

Spelling. It's a privilege. Use it. *sigh*

(oh, and grammar, too, Pmann) (Wish this platform had a "like" button!)

 

[culloden]

Dick tits? Is that slang for a shemale?

 

[RedheadKevin]

Ahh commas. They help avoid confusion when you don't know if you're supposed to pick up the strippers, Larry, and Jeff for the bachelor party, or the strippers, Larry and Jeff.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I think, and Eilan or Edensgarden feel free to correct me if I am wrong, that he was using the term 'dick tits' as a polite euphemism for the crude term balls. Now personally I applaud him on this very inventive phrasing and think that he may have hit upon something as "Suck my dick tits" does sound much classier than "suck my balls".

But I will let you be the judge of that.

 

[Eilan]

I just thought he couldn't use commas.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think, and Eilan or Edensgarden feel free to correct me if I am wrong, that he was using the term 'dick tits' as a polite euphemism for the crude term balls. Now personally I applaud him on this very inventive phrasing and think that he may have hit upon something as "Suck my dick tits" does sound much classier than "suck my balls".

But I will let you be the judge of that.

Now I see what you meant yesterday when you relentlessly PM'd me asking if you could suck my dick tits. Makes sense, considering you have a thing for me.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I think, and Eilan or Edensgarden feel free to correct me if I am wrong, that he was using the term 'dick tits' as a polite euphemism for the crude term balls.

WHAT?!?!?!?!? He wasn't talking about ice cream? DAMN IT!!

 

[blulilacgrl]

I just thought he couldn't use commas.

WHAT?!?!?!?!? He wasn't talking about ice cream? DAMN IT!!

Now I see what you meant yesterday when you relentlessly PM'd me asking if you could suck my dick tits. Makes sense, considering you have a thing for me.

Lol! You guys suck dick tits! See how classy I am?

Pmann-- don't lie you were beggin' me, on hands and little scrawny pencil drawn knees, to suck your dick tits. But I wouldn't 'cause I'm a lady.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann-- don't lie you were beggin' me, on hands and little scrawny pencil drawn knees, to suck your dick tits. But I wouldn't 'cause I'm a lady.

Any of the fine ladies to whom I have spoken to here would agree I am nothing but a classy gentleman and I would never make such a request out of the blue. My behaviour here on the forum is above reproach and, in all honest, model behaviour. You prance around here throwing yourself at every stick guy that comes by, just hoping our dick tits will have you.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Any of the fine ladies to whom I have spoken to here would agree I am nothing but a classy gentleman and I would never make such a request out of the blue. My behaviour here on the forum is above reproach and, in all honest, model behaviour. You prance around here throwing yourself at every stick guy that comes by, just hoping our dick tits will have you.

I don't prance! I strut. I swagger. I even twitch my hips a little. But I definitely do not prance.

And as for all the other stick guys on the forum? I have 2 words for you...

jealous much?