What food gets you horny?

[SwitchWolf]

Or helps get you hard?

I think figs helps me.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Honey...

 

[PuckIt]

Well... body sushi, I suppose might do the trick. If it was the right body holding the sushi.

 

[Jada59]

Since I'm not a guy, I don't really get hard. Okay... My nipples do. But one food that I've always thought of as erotic are olives. They're salty and fun to roll around on your tongue.

I remember reading some story about a Latino guy who put olives in his GF's pussy then dribbled some kind of beer down her tummy. She was sitting in a chair. He lapped up the beer and ate the olives out of her. I realize that in reality, this could all go so very wrong but it sounded like fun.

 

[Phantom2840]

Beer.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Any food eaten semi-dressed with the right partner.

 

[midlifecrisispanties]

Funny enough...

I actually get full hardon aroused at the taste of a particularly good chocolate. Usually, fudge ice cream, chocolate pie or chocolate mousse. We were in a French/Italian restaurant once and I tasted the amazing chocolate dessert and she had to stop me from moaning so loud the table next to us heard it.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Interesting. I have not encountered any aphrodisiac effect from food.

 

[xhxhxh]

Peaches.

the juicyness, the slurping, the texture.... hang on, I gotta go to Joe the Fruit guy!

 

[Bdm20]

Pot cookies. They also result in a high degree of arousal in my menopausal wife. Wetter than she’s been in years.

 

[LWulf]

I don't think any food makes me feel horny, but a non-spicy/regular V8 can make me feel suddenly warm, and quite energized/awake/alert, without a downtime that coffee gives me. Ordinarily, therefore, you'd think I'd drink a V8 all the time, but I leave it as a once in a while drink instead. (Oh, and I never drink coffee, unless I'm driving cross country, and even then, it screws up my internal clock like crazy!)

I don't think any foods naturally give me wood. A healthy diet (not a restrictive diet, just non fried or "sauteed" foods and what might be considered "bland" foods, fresh vegetables, not that much butter, and whole grain foods), and a lack of alcohol, combined with a well maintained cardiovascular system, gives me what others wimp out and go looking for a blue pill.

The testosterone level of a man naturally wanes in his later years. This doesn't mean he can't get it up, it means he can't get it up as often as he could when he was younger. Keeping fit; varying cardio workouts, plenty of water, and a healthy diet should allow a man's performance not to simply go out like a light.

A word about "healthy foods." There's nothing wrong with spices to liven up food, but it shouldn't drown out the taste of the food. People use too much cheese and butter sauces that drown out the natural flavors of a good roasted and lightly seasoned piece of beef or chicken. Spices should enhance the taste of the food it's on, not reshape it.

Take a moment before you stuff food down your gullet to smell it, savor it, then take a bite and chew slowly. Taste it and don't just swallow it half eaten. Any well prepared food can energize you if you give it half a chance.

 

[Dandum1570]

I don't think any food makes me feel horny, but a non-spicy/regular V8 can make me feel suddenly warm, and quite energized/awake/alert, without a downtime that coffee gives me. Ordinarily, therefore, you'd think I'd drink a V8 all the time, but I leave it as a once in a while drink instead. (Oh, and I never drink coffee, unless I'm driving cross country, and even then, it screws up my internal clock like crazy!)

I don't think any foods naturally give me wood. A healthy diet (not a restrictive diet, just non fried or "sauteed" foods and what might be considered "bland" foods, fresh vegetables, not that much butter, and whole grain foods), and a lack of alcohol, combined with a well maintained cardiovascular system, gives me what others wimp out and go looking for a blue pill.

The testosterone level of a man naturally wanes in his later years. This doesn't mean he can't get it up, it means he can't get it up as often as he could when he was younger. Keeping fit; varying cardio workouts, plenty of water, and a healthy diet should allow a man's performance not to simply go out like a light.

A word about "healthy foods." There's nothing wrong with spices to liven up food, but it shouldn't drown out the taste of the food. People use too much cheese and butter sauces that drown out the natural flavors of a good roasted and lightly seasoned piece of beef or chicken. Spices should enhance the taste of the food it's on, not reshape it.

Take a moment before you stuff food down your gullet to smell it, savor it, then take a bite and chew slowly. Taste it and don't just swallow it half eaten. Any well prepared food can energize you if you give it half a chance.

Boring.

 

[LWulf]

Boring.

Perhaps, but I can still pick up a small block (iron) chevy v-8 (long block) with my bare hands, and I'm 10 years older than you.

 

[philos]

A juicy ripe peach. Especially if it was just picked from the tree and still warm from the day's sun

 

[MidKnight1378]

The smell of Napalm in the morning. <Just Kidding>

Anything chocolate.

 

[pplwatching]

Perhaps, but I can still pick up a small block (iron) chevy v-8 (long block) with my bare hands, and I'm 10 years older than you.

Although this post is a little dated, I just saw it. A small block Chevy long block weighs somewhere around 550 lbs, depending on how many accessories are on it. Plus there's the size and all the weird edges and angles. Woof.