EJFan
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for people who want to be constipated, yet have a clear urinary tract.Denae said:cranberry bagels

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for people who want to be constipated, yet have a clear urinary tract.Denae said:cranberry bagels

EJFan said:for people who want to be constipated, yet have a clear urinary tract.![]()
it was kind of a stretch to go for the joke... sometimes processed carbs (like white flour) constipate people... and bagels are kind of gummy, lending to that image. some poetic license i guess. a bit of a stretch though.Denae said:I'm ignorant here, I don't understand why constipation? (being serious, I don't know.)
EJFan said:it was kind of a stretch to go for the joke... sometimes processed carbs (like white flour) constipate people... and bagels are kind of gummy, lending to that image. some poetic license i guess. a bit of a stretch though.
it made sense in my head.
well... it was just a stretch for the joke... not a likely event by any means.Denae said:It sounds like it makes sense now, I didn't know the side effects of processed carbs. I haven't had any problems, then again I only ate the one bagel.
Every day at work I make a bowl of oatmeal and put cranberries in it for sweetening. I didn't think of the health benefits, except I knew that both of them are good for you.
EJFan said:well... it was just a stretch for the joke... not a likely event by any means.
have you ever had steel cut oats?
i use quaker too... because it's the only one i can find. steel cut are supposed to be fantastic though. everything i've heard suggests that you'll never go back after having those.Denae said:No I haven't. I have the Quaker Old-fashioned. I've been told that the steel cut are the best.
EJFan said:i use quaker too... because it's the only one i can find. steel cut are supposed to be fantastic though. everything i've heard suggests that you'll never go back after having those.
Denae said:I've heard that about other things, but not about steel cut oats.![]()
I'll just stick with Quaker since I can buy it in bulk at Costco.
jacuzzigal said:There's a lot on my mind tonight, but the main thing feeding my soul right now despite the things that trouble it, is a driving need I feel to take care of myself rather than sell myself short and/or settle for anything less than what I deserve. I'm not sure if this comes easily to anyone else, but it's a relatively new thing for me - until the last few years my natural inclination and first response was to sell myself short to keep others happy. To feel not only justified in standing up for myself now, but to have it be my first inclination, is so gratifying because it shows how much I've grown. I deserve the best, and I won't settle for less. And to be a champion for myself feeds my soul more than anything has in a long, long time.
Muddyman said:
EJFan said:it f's my s to see that BG, PTM and denae are all here with me.![]()
almost makes me feel like a pimp daddy.![]()
EJFan said:it f's my s to see that BG, PTM and denae are all here with me.![]()
almost makes me feel like a pimp daddy.![]()
maybe in the figurative sense.pleasteasme said:Aren't you?!![]()
it's ok... i run a socialist enterprise.bobsgirl said:The way I look right now, i wouldn't earn you much money.![]()

EJFan said:it f's my s to see that BG, PTM and denae are all here with me.![]()
almost makes me feel like a pimp daddy.![]()

EJFan said:maybe in the figurative sense.
*sings 'big pimpin'*
money and pussy makes the world go 'round... the two together... oof.Denae said:It's all about the money with you, isn't it?![]()
*keeps singing and does cabbage patch*pleasteasme said:*cough* *ahem*
BIG pimpin'?
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