What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a deity?

What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a deity?

  • Indoctrinated by parents

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Needed a reason to live

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Imaginary friend grew up

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wanted to know Jesus in biblical sense

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wanted to meet boys/girls

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • Wanted to piss off parents

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Needed a day away from work

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Like organ music

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shit was falling out of the sky

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • My shrubbery caught fire and a loud voice commanded me to do it

    Votes: 3 50.0%

  • Total voters
    6

Dillinger

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What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a deity?
 
Hey, you copycat, I posted that whole returning-God-because-not-in-working-order joke weeks ago. Remember? I even had the shrubbery thing as my sig line. Okay, maybe you don't.
 
I've been gone for a while... didn't you notice?

You posted the polls already? Why didn't someone tell me?
 
I didn't do a poll. It was the thing that you pulled these options from. It's really funny, you should post the whole thing. Again. Cause I like it so much.
 
Its pretty much all here in the posts - and you can just post the link to the thread you started - instead of me starting yet another one! *lol*

Though - I think the idea of making it a poll and getting peoples comments is cool - that's why I did it this way.
 
It is pretty funny as a poll. However, I don't remember the name of my thread...I don't start many threads, but I still don't have time to go dig it up. Now it's time for tacos! :)
 
Dillinger said:
I've been gone for a while... didn't you notice?

You posted the polls already? Why didn't someone tell me?


I noticed sweet cheeks!

Originally posted by Starfish
Now, My next topic... People I miss at literotica.


I never get to talk with OUTSIDER anymore. I think he thinks I am not G.R. He doesn't say hi anymore.
Dillinger
International funboy
Celestial Body(but I bet she is having fun)
G.R.
MADDOG (not as him here, but we became friends outside of lit, and I havn't talked with him for awhile. I miss him)
My Troll, Oh wait, I never had a real one.. Any takers?
Jaba the hut
Manu
Ramlick
Damien (He iz a really nice guy, underneath)
GossipNewsCast
Alf
G.dubbya
Siren
Ralph Macchio
Chet Atkins
Ewan
Sparky on weekends


See, you were number two
 
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