HBergeron Literotica Guru Joined Nov 26, 2017 Posts 10,371 Apr 28, 2018 #651 "Meow", but it sings it and accompanies itself on guitar. Frankly, I never know what the fuck it's talking about.
"Meow", but it sings it and accompanies itself on guitar. Frankly, I never know what the fuck it's talking about.
Jada59 Literotica Guru Joined Dec 28, 2017 Posts 23,941 Apr 28, 2018 #652 I have a computer and a pussy.
skirt_chaser Literotica Guru Joined Feb 16, 2009 Posts 3,203 Apr 28, 2018 #653 I enjoy kissing women. A lot.
A ashik09 Guest Apr 28, 2018 #654 It probably talks about me behind my back, saying all manner of hurtful things.
Mindfondler Kinkster Joined Jul 19, 2010 Posts 4,071 Apr 28, 2018 #656 It says: "Come and get me, suit-and-tie lovers! Especially if you like the idea of being bound up with the tie that I'm loosening in preparation.". Well, you did ask... .
It says: "Come and get me, suit-and-tie lovers! Especially if you like the idea of being bound up with the tie that I'm loosening in preparation.". Well, you did ask... .
tnh_06 Literotica Guru Joined Jun 25, 2006 Posts 3,391 Apr 28, 2018 #657 It says sometimes I can barely contain myself
AWonkyDonkey This Donkey Is Wonky Joined May 9, 2016 Posts 10,984 Apr 30, 2018 #658 Mine says that I'm an ass at times.
Kim1980 Experienced Joined Dec 27, 2016 Posts 381 Apr 30, 2018 #659 I travel a lot I travel a lot and I'm too shy to bring obvious toys...
mnbreastluver Hands On Approach Joined Nov 18, 2013 Posts 88,493 Apr 30, 2018 #661 I like the hands on approach.
hotwords229_A Literotica Guru Joined Sep 9, 2017 Posts 21,503 May 1, 2018 #664 https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc00e07f816e66211c3587eb3468b5d8/tumblr_p81866qE9K1wyq49so1_540.jpg It says April showers lead to May flowers. Or in my case, April snowflakes lead to . . . me not wanting to be cold anymore.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc00e07f816e66211c3587eb3468b5d8/tumblr_p81866qE9K1wyq49so1_540.jpg It says April showers lead to May flowers. Or in my case, April snowflakes lead to . . . me not wanting to be cold anymore.
AnhedonicDementic Literotica Guru Joined Feb 25, 2018 Posts 4,904 May 1, 2018 #665 I am genuine, got a very scarce time for fake people and posers.
Jenny17 Literotica Guru Joined Jun 7, 2012 Posts 1,318 May 1, 2018 #667 As nobody offered any help, I have to adjust my stockings myself.
Hypoxia doesn't watch television Joined Sep 7, 2013 Posts 28,080 May 1, 2018 #668 Your problems are likely worse than mine. Everything will work out, eventually. But not necessarily for the best.
Your problems are likely worse than mine. Everything will work out, eventually. But not necessarily for the best.
Sundayschild Regulator of funkiness Joined Jul 5, 2012 Posts 18,410 May 1, 2018 #669 Humanity is life's experiment.
hotwords229_A Literotica Guru Joined Sep 9, 2017 Posts 21,503 May 1, 2018 #670 bunny4med said: I don't like bras. Click to expand... I agree with your Avatars`s opinion
Apisto42 Noble Moon Rabbit Joined May 7, 2014 Posts 9,181 May 1, 2018 #671 Just a favorite hobby of mine. And that I’m friendly towards alternative diets.
Plane_Guy Not perfect. Joined Aug 19, 2012 Posts 3,464 May 1, 2018 #674 That I'm just an ordinary guy who likes airplanes.
LizVegas79 Naughty Advice Doc Joined Oct 13, 2014 Posts 39,516 May 1, 2018 #675 That I've put getting my pilot's license on hold until I explore all my options in the security field
That I've put getting my pilot's license on hold until I explore all my options in the security field