What does it take to get a lady?

[Ravenloft]

Okay... 24 here, fairly intelligent, with a nice, sharp wit... Maybe not wholey attractive, but with a killer heart. Is it just the mit or are women too hard to please?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Big hugs, bubba.

 

[Starfish]

Wrong board.

 

[Ravenloft]

Thanks KM. *Blushing*

Starfish, you're good at being a bitch, but what kinda ADVICE can ya give... Fuck that 'wrong forum' bullshit, thats not helping me.

 

[seXieleXie]

*changed my mind about complaining*

i know how you feel ravenloft. wish i could help.

 

[Moridin187]

Most women prefer hot assholes to not so hot good guys.. Dunno why, but that's the trend as far as I can see.

 

[Renegade]

Ravenloft

Screw the women. You know I think you're a sexy bastard, bud. Tee Hee!

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh Ren... You know you always make me shoot...

 

[Marxist]

Don't listen to Ren. he's just got an identity issue without his green raincoat.

 

[Renegade]

And now everyone knows that underneath that trenchcoat was two cats and a bat stacked up ontop of each other. Talk about shattering the illusion.

 

[ohiobbw]

The problem is that you live in Michigan, see you have to come over here to Ohio to meet the nice girls!

 

[Angel]

Most women prefer hot assholes to not so hot good guys.. Dunno why, but that's the trend as far as I can see.

Yes. We all adore being ignored, treated like shit and having our hearts trampled. I specifically look for men who do this because I enjoy crying for days over a man who treats me like I'm nothing.

Raven, you'll find one. You might have to weed through an entire field of shit until you find the right one but it'll be well worth it. Just don't forget that there are no perfect women out there. We fuck up too sometimes, and don't do it out of malice or to be a bitch all of the time either.

 

[Starfish]

I guess I should just go fuck myself, but I feel obligated to offer myself to you now, Raven. However, I have the clap, ass pimples, and some good and nasty period clots, just so you know. That's not to mention the hairloss I am having from the chemo for my cancer in my lymph nodes.

 

[Moridin187]

Yes. We all adore being ignored, treated like shit and having our hearts trampled. I specifically look for men who do this because I enjoy crying for days over a man who treats me like I'm nothing.

*sigh*

I'm not trying to be insulting Angel, I'm not even trying to be misogynistic. But I've seen it, repeatedly. How many of your female friends have turned down a perfectly nice guy, because he's fat, or he's ugly, or something else of that nature, for a great looking guy who is a total asshole? Maybe it doesn't happen where you're from, but it happens up here All The Fucking Time.

I've had girls describe their ideal man to me, and I've posessed each of the qualities they named, but if I ask the girl out, she says no. And three or four weeks down the road she's with some goodlooking guy and complaining to me about how badly he treats her.

Am I made somewhat bitter by this? Yes.

 

[G.R.]

Raven, I think you need to go out and go to the bar, and just play pool like a stud, and then when some slut walks in, make it out like you don't even noctice her. It'll drive her nuts, and she'll be all over you in a second, once she sees that Satan tattoo on your arm and all.

 

[JazzManJim]

Three words:

Mail Order Bride.

*goes and orders his catalog*

 

[Moridin187]

Hook me up with one of those catalogs JMJ, I've got a thing for asian women anyhow

 

[Marxist]

I guess I should just go fuck myself, but I feel obligated to offer myself to you now, Raven. However, I have the clap, ass pimples, and some good and nasty period clots, just so you know. That's not to mention the hairloss I am having from the chemo for my cancer in my lymph nodes.

When those ass pimples go away will you give me a call? I sell drugs for that other stuff.

 

[seXieleXie]

I've seen it, repeatedly. How many of your female friends have turned down a perfectly nice guy, because he's fat, or he's ugly, or something else of that nature, for a great looking guy who is a total asshole?

uhm... and since when do guys like to date fat, unattractive women who have great personalities?

 

[Angel]

How many of your female friends have turned down a perfectly nice guy, because he's fat, or he's ugly, or something else of that nature, for a great looking guy who is a total asshole?

How many guys do the same thing? If theres one thing I've learned it's that this kind of crap goes both ways.

Nobody is going to be attractive to everyone.

There are plenty of men out there who are attracted to me physically and mentally who I just don't click with that way, just as there are plenty of men out there who I am wildly attracted to mentally and physically who just aren't into me at all.

Sure it sucks, but hell it narrows down the list of men I can date.

 

[JazzManJim]

Hook me up with one of those catalogs JMJ, I've got a thing for asian women anyhow

Asian, Russian, Eastern European...it's like a big cafeteria out there!

It's like being in the biggest family in the Adirondacks!

 

[Moridin187]

A lot of guys do it too, I wasn't trying to bash your sex Angel, just ranting and wallowing in my own misery and lonliness. Bah, screw it.

 

[G.R.]

*Applauds* <<<<<<<<<<<<That's the only kind of ass pimples I have.... I mean the only clap I have. Raven is a victim to a long history of my joking in spite of him. It is sad, but I even have to pull out the old ranks to churdle (my own word) onward in the pursuit to make Raven feel loved in an 'annoying Uncle' kind of way.


(I wonder if he'll get it?)

 

[nasty]

What it takes

It takes more than I have, I guess.

 

[Moridin187]

Okay, there's a bunch of guys here sitting around moping about not having significant others..

You all know what this calls for, don't you?

Come up with a meeting place, hire a stripper, bring lots of booze, and have a guy's night.