What does a guy have to do to find himself a Fuckbuddy around here, hmmm?

[JazzManJim]

Is it too much to ask? I mean, hell, I cook regularly, too so that's a bonus!

I suspect that my contract here is not being fulfilled very adequately.

 

[Guest]

Is it too much to ask? I mean, hell, I cook regularly, too so that's a bonus!

I suspect that my contract here is not being fulfilled very adequately.

Yea, what Jim said.

 

[April]

You have a contract? What kind? I'm kinda envious.

 

[HeavyStick]

Ladies like foreign languages, I studied cunnilinguist.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Look this way, sweets! (as my bf is nuzzling my shoulder)

 

[Guest]

Look this way, sweets! (as my bf is nuzzling my shoulder)

Saucy wench!

 

[celiaKitten]

Uhm .. starting a thread about it is a good start, hon.

 

[paganangel]

Ladies like foreign languages, I studied cunnilinguist.

my skill at languages was non existent. i had to become a master debator.

jim, i have fuckbuddies like you have socks. b careful what you wish for.

 

[Guest]

I must have missed the av change again.

 

[honeylick]

Is it too much to ask? I mean, hell, I cook regularly, too so that's a bonus!

I suspect that my contract here is not being fulfilled very adequately.

bad contract?

are you going to strike?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Saucy wench!

Yes, yes I am.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: What does a guy have to do to find himself a Fuckbuddy around here, hmmm?

bad contract?

are you going to strike?

I may have to.

Or fire my agent.

 

[HeavyStick]

i have fuckbuddies like you have socks.

Smelly with holes in them?

 

[morninggirl5]

Is it too much to ask? I mean, hell, I cook regularly, too so that's a bonus!

I suspect that my contract here is not being fulfilled very adequately.

Contracts? We have contracts?



I think it's time to renegotiate mine then.

 

[Rex1960]

Is it too much to ask? I mean, hell, I cook regularly, too so that's a bonus!

I suspect that my contract here is not being fulfilled very adequately.

Like I knew.

I tried the charming gentleman style,
but probably not southern enough for that.

I tried the multilingual genius,
but probably the lack of scottish accent was bad.

I even tried to chitchat in those political threads,
but probably not stubborn enough.

Once, I even tried to pretend I had a crush on a certain person,
but she only ignored my poor approach.

I even adopted a really sexy AV and pretended it was me,
well, at least I had this merci fuck, but when I was ready to cum the server went down.
Coitus interruptus cyberus, ever heard of that ?

Right now I'm planning a new starting line.
How do you find my first try: "Nice AV, wanna fuck ?" ? I'm insecure.

 

[paganangel]

Smelly with holes in them?

i change them

 

[unclej]

hey buddy, i got a pm from a pal here the other day telling me that starting a thread offering to be a troll for pretty girls worked well for him. i was gonna try it tonight but i'm busy so you can have my turn and let me know how it goes. gotta run, good luck.

 

[HeavyStick]

i change them

The socks or fuck buddies?

 

[paganangel]

The socks or fuck buddies?

yes

 

[honeylick]

i dont usually wear socks... mostly sandals

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: What does a guy have to do to find himself a Fuckbuddy around here, hmmm?

Like I knew.

I tried the charming gentleman style,
but probably not southern enough for that.

I tried the multilingual genius,
but probably the lack of scottish accent was bad.

I even tried to chitchat in those political threads,
but probably not stubborn enough.

Once, I even tried to pretend I had a crush on a certain person,
but she only ignored my poor approach.

I even adopted a really sexy AV and pretended it was me,
well, at least I had this merci fuck, but when I was ready to cum the server went down.
Coitus interruptus cyberus, ever heard of that ?

Right now I'm planning a new starting line.
How do you find my first try: "Nice AV, wanna fuck ?" ? I'm insecure.

LOL Rex, if nothing else gets you in the door, your humor surely will.

And for the record, that av worked on me. Well, OKOK, until Trail distracted me. It is all his fault.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: What does a guy have to do to find himself a Fuckbuddy around here, hmmm?

LOL Rex, if nothing else gets you in the door, your humor surely will.

And for the record, that av worked on me. Well, OKOK, until Trail distracted me. It is all his fault.

Humor ? what humor ?

Maybe I'd send you a real pic of me, a mutual friend recently took.
Just a little payback for Trail, that fawker

 

[april-wine]

Re: Re: What does a guy have to do to find himself a Fuckbuddy around here, hmmm?

try losing some weight..

How old are you???? 6 year olds are not allowed on this board....Isn't your net time up??? Mom will be in shortly to tuck you in sweapea

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Re: Re: What does a guy have to do to find himself a Fuckbuddy around here, hmmm?

Humor ? what humor ?

Maybe I'd send you a real pic of me, a mutual friend recently took.
Just a little payback for Trail, that fawker

Haven't forgot my addy, have you?