what do you love about your favorite world -ism?

Todd-'o'-Vision

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What I love about capitalism

Capitalism makes the individual responsible for his own actions and choices.

If I screw up I have no one to blame except myself.

If i do it right I have myself to congraulate and not the thought that someone else got me there.

Capitalism makes me, the individual the captian of his own destiny.

Capitalism rewards the individual.

Capitalism penalizes the individula.

Capitalism rewards self effort.

Capitalism penalizes the lazy.

I love capitalism.

I am not rich, I am not poor but what I am, I am by capitlism and my own fruits of my efforts.
 
Barbarianism

You can hit whoever you want and no one cares.

Tightly muscled guys run around in loin cloths.

Tofu doesn't exist.

You could play with knives without the StudMuffin freaking out.

I would never ever have to hear, "C'mon Muff, that's not nice. Be gentle." I'd get to hear, "Rip 'em to shreds!"

I could run around in a loin cloth.
 
KillerMuffin said:
Barbarianism

I{KillerMuffin} could run around in a loin cloth.

Now if that isn't a mental image to send any red blooded male masturbating for hours i don't know what is. :rose: :D :kiss:
 
Weevilism

Lots of hockey, no auto racing

Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts

Fine vegetarian cuisine

A jukebox with Sublime, Coltrane and Pantera

You like gardening? We gots gardening
 
Eroticism

love the way my body reacts physically to desire....

love the way my juices flow...

love the way my blood surges...

love the way my parts stiffen and swell...

love the way my heart races and breath quickens...

love the way my excitement builds and has to be released...
 
Antidisestablishmentarianism

Why? It has more letters then the English alphabet and it's fun as hell to say. :)
 
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