What do you do when this happens to you???

[FlamingoBlue]

You're walking down the street and some one comes up to you and calls you a cocksucker. I mean, right out of no where, out of the blue and for no reason at all. What do you do???

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[Angel]

Well I've sucked one before. So it wouldn't be like they were lying about me.

I'd tell them I know I was, and a damn good one too.

 

[lilminx]

I would agree with them.

Seriously, though, I think I would ignore them and keep on walking. There is probably something mentally wrong with them, and if not, then they are spoiling for a fight. Of course, this all depends on if I could take that person down in a fight.

 

[koalabear]

ROFLMAO

Good reply Angel......

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I loved reading that==========>

Well I've sucked one before. So it wouldn't be like they were lying about me.

I'd tell them I know I was, and a damn good one too.

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[Thomas Paine]

You're walking down the street and some one comes up to you and calls you a cocksucker. I mean, right out of no where, out of the blue and for no reason at all. What do you do???

Just say, "Hello, Reverend," and keep walking...

 

[sch00lteacher]

I get as far away from them, as fast as I can. Are you kidding me? In Charlotte? You think NYC is bad. Assholes here will kill you for looking crosseyed at you. They are usually yankee transplants. Kids grandma brought down from NYC cause they were being picked on there.

 

[Amused]

......try to come up with a good comeback while I finish sucking............

 

[SilverVeil]

Smile and reply ...... " Yeah. but not yours. " And keep going.

 

[estevie]

I would say "I know you are but what am I?"

Maturity gets 'em everytime!

 

[Pokerman]

I would say "I know you are but what am I?"

Maturity gets 'em everytime!

LMAO but you forgot the equally effective

"I'm rubber you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

 

[estevie]

LOL...I had forgotten that one! ahhhh, to be a kid again!

 

[Scabbers]

sick people saying weird things or

panhandling--happens all the time, usually don't bother with any reply.

But once, I saw this bloke approaching me, and I just knew he was gonna ask for a hand-out, so I walk right up to him and say "Got any spare change?" before he got the chance. Poor bugger didn't know what to say.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

I get as far away from them, as fast as I can. Are you kidding me? In Charlotte? You think NYC is bad. Assholes here will kill you for looking crosseyed at you. They are usually yankee transplants. Kids grandma brought down from NYC cause they were being picked on there.

In NYC we tell them "have a nice day", try not to laugh (until out of range) and move on (unless it was someone you know!).

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Before or after I break his nose? No one talks to me like that.