What do you do in the shower?

[Rubyfruit]

Besides the basics.

We have a huge, double-headed shower and every morning I take my 2-1/2 year old twins in with me. It's become the most relaxing part of my day because the destructive duo are confined and busy playing in the water.

I brush my teeth, give myself mud masks, loofa my skin, give myself manicures and pedicures (everything but the polish), baby oil my skin (word to the wise, don't do the bottom of your feet), and sometimes just sit on the bench with the hard stream of hot water on my body.

For those of you worried about my water waste, I sacrafice my house plants by not watering them and I only get my car washed about once every 6 months.

Ruby

 

[Pokerman]

is masturbate one 'of the basics'?

just wondering...

 

[sexy-girl]

is masturbate one 'of the basics'?

just wondering...

i think it is because lets face it everyone does that when they have a shower


i dont really do anything in shower other then wash very very fast ... if i want something more relaxing and longer i have a hot bath with nice oils or bubble bath

i had to wash the dinner plates in the shower once when we had builders in ... that wasnt while i showering myself though i washed the shower very well afterwards i hate scummy showers

 

[SweetCherry]

I'm more of a bath gal myself. For me, the only reasons I take a shower are because I don't have the time for a bath, and I can be in and out of the shower in 5 minutes if I need to. The other would be to masturbate. I hope the wonderful person who invented then realizes how much I appreciate them.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

besides cleaning myself... i shave, and for some reason i always get really horny when i shave myself (maybe cuz of what i'm thinking of while i'm doing it ) and sometimes i masturbate, not that often in the shower though.. its rather uncomfortable standing up by myself.. and thats about it..

 

[freakygirl]

If masturbating in the shower is a basic...

then I don't even do all the basics in the shower

 

[Calamity Jane]

If masturbating in the shower is a basic...

then I don't even do all the basics in the shower

Me either.

I don't shave in the shower either, I hate cleaning hair out of the drain. I do that before I get in. I wash/mask my face before get in too because I really can't stand to stick my face under the spray to rinse.

I put my hair up, run the water as hot as I can stand (before i get in ), and get in. I stand under the spray for 10 or 15 minutes with the showerhead set to 'hard massage'... just letting it pound my neck and shoulders. Then I soap, rinse, let my hair down, lather, rinse, repeat.

Get out, towel off, moisturize, condition and mousse my hair.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I usually just wash everything quickly while sighing mournfully. I wish, truly wish that someone was there to wash my hair and my back and play with and laugh with and just get wet with.

 

[Duckman PD]

is masturbate one 'of the basics'?

just wondering...

I believe something as beautiful as masturbation should wait till you find someone you love enough to marry. And then, when she never lets you touch her again, THAT's when sex-for-one becomes so, magical. And I think, that's worth waiting for.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I believe something as beautiful as masturbation should wait till you find someone you love enough to marry. And then, when she never lets you touch her again, THAT's when sex-for-one becomes so, magical. And I think, that's worth waiting for.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Ruby

 

[Savage Kitten]

LMAO@Duckman.. that's just so freakin hilarious

actually, I thought most women did masturbate in the shower???? I think that was one of the first ways I ever masturbated. When I was still a virgin even. I don't just mean masturbating in the shower, I'm talkin about masturbating with the shower! Don't you gals do that too?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sex with Showers

...I'm talkin about masturbating with the shower! Don't you gals do that too?

Oh yes, absolutely. I loved to visit my dad because his shower had a hand-held head.

Ruby

 

[Thumper]

One question*putting on running shoes*

Me either.

I don't shave in the shower either, I hate cleaning hair out of the drain

Just how long do ya let it get before shaving????


*takes off*

 

[Renegade]

I believe something as beautiful as masturbation should wait till you find someone you love enough to marry. And then, when she never lets you touch her again, THAT's when sex-for-one becomes so, magical. And I think, that's worth waiting for.

LMAO With every one of your posts, you're making me miss that damn show.

Oh, and, like many of you, I too masterbate in the shower. Less mess. Well, more of a mess, usualy. But, well, think you get the idea.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: One question*putting on running shoes*

Just how long do ya let it get before shaving????


*takes off*

OMG, you people have me falling off my chair and snarfing wine at the screen tonight!



Ruby

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Shower time is when I take time out for myself... no phones to answer or doing things for other people...... T.H. likes to have nice Oughts while in the shower. I spend a minimum of 20 minutes. Pass me the soap...

 

[Thumper]

DA

Describe, in detail please, the not alone scenario.

Followed by the alone scenario

 

[Desert Amazon]

Re: DA

 

[Kymberley]

You asked for it Ruby

Last year when I moved to St. Louis, I lived with my parents for 3 weeks until the apartment was ready.

I have three brothers and one sister that at the time were all living home with Mom and Dad too.

They are all alot younger than me, and the second oldest one is 21. He is the world's longest bather. I am sure if there was a record for this, he would claim it.

He used to come home from his girlfriends and go straight for the bathroom.

He fills the tub up and lays in the water for hours.

I got up to go to the bathroom. Only one in the house. I knocked and told him to hurry up.

About 15 minutes later, Dad finally bangs on the door and tells him to get out now or he is dragging him out.

Well he comes out, the water is almost done draining as I go in.

OMFG. There was this floating glob of cum in the water. Spinning, swirling around the drain. I just about died laughing.

I went out to the kitchen. My oldest little brother who is 25 was in there were the other three siblings, and my parents.

We are all so sick of him taking the bathroom over seven or eight times a day. I just couldn't resist the urge to tell him in front of everyone that he had better be planning to scrub that tub and from now on, I expect him to wash it down with bleach.

The 25 year old bro asked what the hell I was talking about, and I said "Ask your little brother, he just drowned our potential niece or nephew."

Now when we want to piss him off, we just ask him how many "floaties" did he drown this time.


Much worse than cooties. Trust me on that one.

 

[shmily]

depends?

It depends on if I am alone or not.
Alone is a time to relax. Wash my hair, shave all those places to shave, wash the body, mmmm,
Sometimes if we both have to be at work at the same time its really just get in and wash - you wash my back and all wash yours kinda quick and sweet.
other times its nice to get in warm water wash off a bit and then start washing him back to front and when i get past his belly - ah so nice to soap him up real good and hard and then depending on the mood - wash off the soap and use my mouth to finish the job or . . wash then rinse off, use a little baby oil and have a little fun, this can sometimes lead to the bed which could lead back to the shower to clean up. Thanks for big showers with benches..

 

[Aphrodisiac]

My showers are my own private time... many would laugh & mock what I just said (i.e friends ) but I honestly enjoy my time alone in the shower. I just enjoy the warm water cascading down over my body ... my hands all soapy...

Have yet to let a man enter my " shower domain". * Grrrrr *

 

[Rubyfruit]

Have yet to let a man enter my " shower domain". * Grrrrr *

Don't do it! Last time I did I found myself kneeling on the cold hard marble sucking his cock while he lounged on the bench.

A woman, on the other hand, would probably wash your hair and scrub your back for you.

Ruby

 

[seXieleXie]

these days the only time that i have the privacy to masturbate is in the shower (damn roommate!), but i've always been a big fan of masturbating in/with the shower... something about getting your skin all slick and warm and....mmm...i think i need to go "wash my hair"

i also shave and indulge in various ultra-girlie beauty/relaxation treatments. oh, and sing

 

[cuz cracker]

all i ever do is get wet.

wait! for some reason that does not sound right on a porn board or rather is would if i was female, but i'm not so i will have to say all i do is take a shower.

alone. because the wife knows if i have naked wet female flesh with me in the shower,well... and we seem always to be in a hurry
and blah, blah, blah. sometime i may spend a little more time than i need to clean some parts, but hell they are my parts.