What do you call a bad day?

I had to be circumcized last week and thought I was healing ok. Then my wife came in from her bath this morning totally nude and I found out just how painful the stiches make erections.

And can I get that image of her out of my head?

So I thought what the heck, might as well have some fun surfing lit if I can't seem to keep it down.
 
yup, I'm having one of those days. Just not feeling all that fantastic.. and I'm procrastinating when I really shouldn't be.
 
ChilledVodka said:
Converted to Islam, did you?

Nope. Was suffering from Ballinitis Xerotica Obliterans (tightening of the foreskin to you) and finally got to the top of the National Health Service waiting list.
 
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