What do women get wrong?

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

"So, clearly, members of one sex are living in a sad, unrealistic fantasy world, trying in vain to compensate for the drabness of their day-to-day lives. Members of the other are living a rich life of the imagination, at peace with their self-image and excited by what the future might hold. Which is which goes without saying."

(from http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/31/arts/television/31sexes.html)

You must be kidding. Ninety-five percent of LIT members live with a friend in a rental trailer, and have no lives, unless your idea of life is a bottle of 7-ELEVEN wine and a 98 cent pizza, and watching your friends kids Saturday night.

Twenty people will PM me and demand that I stop talking bad about them.

 

[bronzeage]

Funny, but I'm game. Why does female erotica beg to be de-constructed? More importantly, de-construct a known piece of female erotica for me (written or in film, but if written it must be under 10,000 words) and we'll see, compare notes.

PS. If you need something to deconstruct, you can deconstruct one of my stories, I've removed them from Lit, though. You'll have to ask me for one in PM and most certainly with a pretty please.

That is a very generous offer, but I do not believe it will be accepted.

Lt does not confront people unless he feel safely out of range. The idea of comparing your deconstruction to his would expose his lack of understanding of the concept.

Lt could offer you one of his "churning chasm of womanhood" pieces for deconstruction, but that sort of thing comes apart without any help.

 

[nerk]

You must be kidding. Ninety-five percent of LIT members live with a friend in a rental trailer, and have no lives, unless your idea of life is a bottle of 7-ELEVEN wine and a 98 cent pizza, and watching your friends kids Saturday night.

Twenty people will PM me and demand that I stop talking bad about them.

Personally, I'm in the 5% whose friends changed the locks on their rental trailers, and I'm still 23 cents short of that pizza.
At least it gets me out of babysitting.


Maybe it's the Boone's Farm, but what are you talking about?

 

[nerk]

I'll have to admit, I watch almost as much Lifetime as I do Spike - when I actually watch TV.

Of course, I mainly watch Lifetime for the Hot MILF's, but for the greatest range of hotness, you can't beat Mexican soaps.

Mexican soaps ... *drool* ...

 

[nerk]

LOL- I love you, Nerk!

sshhhhhhhh!
not so loud, your husband (real or imagined) will find out!

 

[al_Ussa]

I was doing this girl one time and she told me I was in the wrong hole. I told her that I guessed that was why she seemed so tight for a used up slut. Then I finished up and shot my load in her ass. For some reason she didn't talk to me again after that.



Just kidding but I thought it would be funny to say something.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I was doing this girl one time and she told me I was in the wrong hole. I told her that I guessed that was why she seemed so tight for a used up slut. Then I finished up and shot my load in her ass. For some reason she didn't talk to me again after that.



Just kidding but I thought it would be funny to say something.

No sweat! Its a common raghead error.