What do two spoons, a can opener, cheeseknife and jello mold have in common?

perks · Dec 17, 2002

I'm trying to figure it out myself, but the heiferbeast seems amused.

Eumenides · Dec 17, 2002

They're all non-toy toys?

perks · Dec 17, 2002

sure, make me look like an idiot.

Eumenides · Dec 17, 2002

perky_baby said:
sure, make me look like an idiot.

I was right????

WOOHOO!

I take what's behind door number 843, please.

Hamletmaschine · Dec 17, 2002

The contents of the middle drawer next to the dishwasher?

perks · Dec 17, 2002

Hamletmaschine said:
The contents of the middle drawer next to the dishwasher?

k, dude, stop watchin' me. That's creepy. It's not like I can't hear your berkenstocks.

Violette · Dec 17, 2002

What do they all have in common? I don't know, but right now, they're all reminding me they're all reminding me that I haven't had any dinner yet!

Hamletmaschine · Dec 17, 2002

perky_baby said:
k, dude, stop watchin' me. That's creepy. It's not like I can't hear your berkenstocks.

That tell-tale birkensqueak was a giveaway, huh?

Starfish · Dec 17, 2002

They're all going to the Pro anti-anti-fruitcakeatarian rallyish convention?

Or, they are all going to gang bang the bundt-cake pan.

perks · Dec 17, 2002

Starfish said:
Or, they are all going to gang bang the bundt-cake pan.

you wanna watch with me?

Todd-'o'-Vision · Dec 17, 2002

perky_baby said:
I'm trying to figure it out myself, but the heiferbeast seems amused.

they are all things I have used for masturbatory purposes at one time or another

Touch1 · Dec 17, 2002

Hummmmm,
The Gastronomic Quartet?