What do these terms mean?

KindaKinky said:
I read this article about a prisoner in Abu Ghraib had died after being given a Palestinian Hanging. What's the difference between that kind of hanging and regular hanging (aka swinging from a noose)? :confused:



Hey Long time no post from me........as some ppl know this is my favorite thread and havn't had much time for Lit since I'm in bahrain(little island abot 25 Kilometers off the coast of south eastern saudi arabia in the gulf).....,e and the family are doing well even though 5pintsshefound and the kids are in western PA while im over here for a year......now onto the real response....



A "Palestinian Hanging" is where you are suspended by youre arms while your hands are tied behind your back......this would cause extreme amounts of pain and damage to the tissues in the upper arm and shoulder region i imagine.....It would probably be about 100 times worse than dislocating youre shoulder......which will eventually happen maybe even breakage......well thats enough of my ranting.......take care all....see you all when work lets me have time.....


L5P's
 
When I was young and slim and limber, I used to be able to get my hands up behind my back like that, and bring them all the way around to the front. I'd probably be permanently disabled if anyone did that to me now.
 
Remember techi's love to say, "I'm sure it's a PICNIC, I'll be right over to look at your computer." That means Problem In Chair Not In Computer!

It's a work in progress...so no mean comments from members or NMCFM! Memorize that one cause I'm gonna use it until it has skid-marks!

Here are more of the abbreviated computer friendly phrases for your discriminatory functionality of user enlightenment...

CUL(8R) - See You Later
CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time
CYA - See Ya
DIY - Do It Yourself
EOD - End Of Discussion
EZ - Easy
F2F - Face To Face
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
FBOW - For Better Or Worse
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
FOCL - Falling Off Chair Laughing
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYA - For Your Amusement
FYI - For Your Information
/ga - Go Ahead
GAL - Get A Life
GBTW - Get Back To Work
GFC - Going For Coffee
GFETE - Grinning From Ear To Ear
GMTA - Great minds think alike
GR&D - Grinning, Running & Ducking
GTG - Got To Go
GTGTTBR - Got To Go To The Bathroom

Here's a few cusswords:

STFU - Shut the fuck up
KMA- Kiss my ass
KMMFA- Kiss my motherfuckin' ass
SMD- Suck my dick
OEME- Oh, eat me!
FKIT- Fuck it!
SUKIT- Suck it!
GFY- Go fuck yourself
FOAD- fuck off and die
FYNF- Fuck you, not funny.
FUAH- Fuck you asshole
BIOYA- Blow it out your ass

Yeah! Really...GTGTTBR...more to come tomorrow...HAGW!
 
Here are more computer abbreviations...
for all the parents out there who now can communicate with teens:

GTRM - Going To Read Mail
HAND - Have A Nice Day
HHOK - Ha Ha Only Kidding
HTH - Hope This Helps
IAC - In Any Case
IAE - In Any Event
IC - I See
IDGI - I Don't Get It
IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
IMHO - In my humble opinion
IMNSHO - in My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMPE - In My Personal Experience
IMVHO - In My Very Humble Opinion
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
ISP - Internet Service Provider
IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
JIC - Just In Case
J/K - Just kidding
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
L8TR - Later

A few more cusswords:

GTH- Go to hell
GHU-God help you
GDU- replace help with 'damn' you get the idea
WDUWA- What do you want, asshole?
OHN- Oh, Hell no!
 
lost5pints said:
After all this time i didn't realize that this was never answered.....you probably have found out allready but i havent exercised my well of useless knowledge in a long time so here goes.....

F.U.P.A. stands for :
Fat Upper Pussy Area....when the pubic mound is very pronounced even through clothes

Useless knowledge? :confused:
USELESS?

:mad: Fie!

We’ve learned a lot of things on this thread. Such as:

  • The Dirty Sanchez
  • Hot Karl
  • Code brown
  • Japanese terms like Bukkakke and Seppuku
  • Milf & OAP
  • Queef
  • Felching & snowballing
  • The donkey punch & the 8-second ride
  • The dirty Lopez
  • What 420, 311, and 187 mean
  • Diseases like Pertussis, HiB, CJD and Chaga’s Disease
  • A ‘Click’
  • The ‘Clap’
  • The 'Shocker'
  • Slurs like Nigger, faggot and queer
  • 4F and 200 April
  • What a killing floor is (why do those blues guys sing about it so much?)
  • And Nero-1’s list contributions :eek:
  • We’ve introduced new terms like Santorum (thanks Dan!)
  • and the Slimy Sid (yuck) and his sister Slimy Susie :eek: ???
  • and FUPA as well.

How can you possibly say that this is useless knowledge?
Sick? Oh, yes.
Gross, definitely.
But not useless. :D
 
BennyBoobs said:
Isn't a Dirty Sanchez when you stick 2 fingers in the vagina and your pinky finger in the asshole then make the girl smell your pinky?

What is a Hot Karl?

I laughed so hard at this comment, and fell off my chair. What's your lawyers name? :catroar:
 
KindaKinky said:
...How can you possibly say that this is useless knowledge?
Sick? Oh, yes.
Gross, definitely.
But not useless. :D

An accurate portrayal.
 
How can you possibly say that this is useless knowledge?
Sick? Oh, yes.
Gross, definitely.
But not useless. :D[/QUOTE]


ROFLMMFAO.............how right you are......just the family phrase for any information that wont even help you win a game of trivial pursuit(or pursuit of the trivial....however you prefer)......theres an idea....Trivial Pursuit.....Special edition.....pervs and weirdos.....with al new fuzzy dice and a few new rules.....maybe having to complete the final challenge part of the game while recieving head from your significant other......oh that will be a hit at the next church ice cream social i bet.....


sorry all had to edit.....too many typos for me....and i love you too 5phf..... :kiss: :p :devil: :nana: yeah
 
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hey now.. i know some people at my current church that would just LOOOOVE that...lol... L5P you have way to dirty a mind... i love it! hehehe....... {and i love you too} :)

~5PHF
 
hotstik69 said:
I've recommended it before, guess nobody caught it. They have definitions for just about everything. Except "dirtclogging"

http://www.urbandictionary.com

I haven't gotten the whole thread read yet. So sorry in advance if this got posted somewhere else in the thread. But that site does have a definition for that term. A quick Google search came up with it.

Possibly fictitious sexual practice once mentioned in an interview by Corey Taylor of pretend rock band Slipknot. Dirtclodding (if it exists) involves one partner withdrawing his member from the other's dilated anus and then (please excuse me...) poo-ing into the gaping aperture. Worryingly, Im sure that even if he meant it as a joke, many Slipknot fans have probably got bad infections trying it since.
 
there's extensive lists of this stuff on the internet. The second result from google for "dirty sanchez" gives a pretty detailed description if you can read. any more questions? Ask a n00b :)
 
Why don't you post that Goatse picture here and tell everyone who the hell this 'Goatse' guy is? Or Was? :rolleyes:
 
I once laid under a glass table and watched my then girlfriend take a dump. It was interesting.
 
This shit is driving me bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Hollaback Girl is stuck in my head, and I never heard of a hollaback girl. Is that what they're calling the school whore now?

And speaking of whores, what the hell does a pimp mean when he"turns someone out"? Is it easier than saying "Did you convince her that selling her body's a good way to earn a living"?
 
KindaKinky said:
Hollaback Girl is stuck in my head, and I never heard of a hollaback girl. Is that what they're calling the school whore now?

And speaking of whores, what the hell does a pimp mean when he"turns someone out"? Is it easier than saying "Did you convince her that selling her body's a good way to earn a living"?


ok, so i did a google search, and that led me to another google search.. and this is what google came up with {im not taking the credit as i think it sounds like a lame ass explanation-but hey! thats just me.}

http://blankbaby.typepad.com/blankbaby/2005/06/holla_back_girl.html


~5PHF
 
KindaKinky said:
I think I know what caused you to say this: your computer was acting stupid too, huh? :rolleyes:


Yep that`s one good reason for it, might have to come up with a pc specific one though. :devil:
 
KindaKinky said:
Hollaback Girl is stuck in my head, and I never heard of a hollaback girl. Is that what they're calling the school whore now?

And speaking of whores, what the hell does a pimp mean when he"turns someone out"? Is it easier than saying "Did you convince her that selling her body's a good way to earn a living"?

Just to confuse the issue.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=holla+back+girl&r=f
 
Holla Back Girl Explained

Thank goodness for the Orange County Weekly:

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Gwen is apparently the captain of the cheerleader squad; she is the girl who 'hollas' the chants, not one of the girls who simply 'hollas' them back. Given that the squad is preparing to beat somebody up on Gwen's behalf, she's picked a strange time to remind them that she is their leader and they are her sheep-like followers. Gwen obviously rules her squad with an iron fist.

From Urban Dictionary

Def. 1.

holla back girl

A girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or booty call. She is a girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and will just wait for them to 'holla back' at them.
Jermaine fools around with Aisha. Thinking he likes her, she waits around for him to make contact with her again.

Def. 2

A holla back girl is a member of a cheerleading squad who repeats – hollers back - words that the squad leader shouts out to them. For example at a Pep Rally, cheerleaders might shout out “S-P-I-R-I-T” and the squad leader asks “What does that spell?” and the holla back girls respond – hollering back “SPIRIT”. In the context of Gwen Stefani’s song “Hollaback Girl”, the term also refers to a girl who has heard about some guy talking bad about her and she isn’t just going to take it – she is going to be the leader, take charge and put an end to his verbal “cheerleading”.

Def. 3.

Gwen Stefani's use:
A person who verbally postures (hollers back) in an argument and does not step up and fight. Gwen says she is not a holla back girl, implying that she will fight if challenged.

Def. 6.

Rock singer Gwen Stefani first used the term in her attempt to rap and go hop-hop. From an interview: “The song came about after somebody once called me a cheerleader in a negative light, “ says Gwen (Stefani). “So I said ‘well fuck you, I am a cheerleader, watch me on stage. I’m gonna make a big cheerleader song and you can fuck off.”

Gwen Stefani lyrics - "I heard that you were talking shit, and you didn't think that I would hear it. People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack. . . . 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl,I ain't no hollaback girl"
 
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Thank you for your answers.

You are the reason the well of knowledge never goes dry.

Now, what the hell is it with all this "Owned" shit? Is there a joke that I'm missing? Pasting owned or own3d or (learn how to fucking spell) pwn3d over a picture does not make it funny. What's in the picture makes it funny. What's the point of it?

What's next, writing ipEum0 ? *








* Owned written upside down fer crissakes. :rolleyes:
 
can you tell me

hey all you fellow literlings......been a long time since i have posted......still in the repressive middle east......my question is this....years ago i read about a sex act that was supposed to be the specialty in turn of the century brothels in havana cuba.....it was described as a man would lay down with one girl riding cowgirl.....one sitting on his face and another girl licking/sucking his balls....i thought it was the "havana crown" but i cannot find a reference through my usual sources(google)....if anyone has a clue what this is it would be fantastically apppreciated.....thanks....L5P's
 
lost5pints said:
hey all you fellow literlings......been a long time since i have posted......still in the repressive middle east......my question is this....years ago i read about a sex act that was supposed to be the specialty in turn of the century brothels in havana cuba.....it was described as a man would lay down with one girl riding cowgirl.....one sitting on his face and another girl licking/sucking his balls....i thought it was the "havana crown" but i cannot find a reference through my usual sources(google)....if anyone has a clue what this is it would be fantastically apppreciated.....thanks....L5P's

It must be a long time, you must have come here before my time or during a time when I wasn't posting much here. I can't help you with your question, but you have my total sympathy, stuck in the repressive middle east. What part are you in?
 
SlickTony said:
It must be a long time, you must have come here before my time or during a time when I wasn't posting much here. I can't help you with your question, but you have my total sympathy, stuck in the repressive middle east. What part are you in?



hey Tony. L5P has been around lit for a long time.. he just doesnt get to post to often... hes on a small island in the persian gulf... but, THANK GOD will be home in............ 33<?> days.... YAY! then, we're all off to some little island about 90 miles south of florida ;)

~5PHF {L5P's wife}
 
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