What do Jews traditionally do on Christmas Day?

[miles]

I'm going to see a matinee of Les Mis then dinner at a Chinese restaurant. It's the secret 11th commandment.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So I earned last night.


Chinese, of all things.


I know at least one Chinese restaurant open today.

 

[MichaelinChina]

So I earned last night.


Chinese, of all things.


I know at least one Chinese restaurant open today.

Everything was open here...and my students had classes while I had the day off.
Tomorrow I go to the dentist.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm going to see a matinee of Les Mis then dinner at a Chinese restaurant. It's the secret 11th commandment.

People don't really care.

You might urinate in an alley.

They wouldn't care then, either.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

People don't really care.

You might urinate in an alley.

They wouldn't care then, either.

They'd care if he got caught.

 

[ChemistryNone]

clean the ovens?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

All the Jews I know open presents.

 

[TonyClifton]

I don't know and don't care to.

Just glad they are open for business as usual.

 

[Byron In Exile]

They'd care if he got caught.

Assuming it was against the law in their locality.

 

[Beco]

All the Jews I know open presents.

our gift is we got back Israel!

 

[miles]

They'd care if he got caught.

Byron pees on his shoes and nobody cares.

 

[miles]

All the Jews I know open presents.

So you know like....two?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Assuming it was against the law in their locality.

I'm guessing it is.

Byron pees on his shoes and nobody cares.

So do you, and I don't care.


Get the Gen'rul Tso's chicken with fried rice . . . or not.

 

[miles]

I'm guessing it is.





So do you, and I don't care.


Get the Gen'rul Tso's chicken with fried rice . . . or not.

Maybe, but Byron does it intentionally.

General Tso chicken is American Chinese food. If I want round eye food I'll go to McDonald's.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

So you know like....two?

Two exactly. You must be psychic or psycho or whatever it is.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Maybe, but Byron does it intentionally.

Like Paulie wondering why his shoe laces are wet after he goes to the men's room?

 

[TonyClifton]

So you know like....two?

Aunt Jemima pancake mix is now on sale!

Buy one, get one free.

 

[Beco]

I'm guessing it is.





So do you, and I don't care.


Get the Gen'rul Tso's chicken with fried rice . . . or not.

General Tso's is gross, you can get a healthier meal than that....

 

[miles]

General Tso's is gross, you can get a healthier meal than that....

I'm thinking clams in black bean sauce and salt & pepper squid. If I'm in an unhealthy mood maybe roast duck.

 

[miles]

Like Paulie wondering why his shoe laces are wet after he goes to the men's room?

Dafuckouttaheah!

He was pretty squeamish for a guy who murdered people for a living.

 

[Lancecastor]

What do Jews traditionally do on Christmas Day?

A: Launch a sneak attack on Palestine.

 

[Bert Notorius]

take the bubala to sinai er to get the nose dreidel-ectomy.

 

[TonyClifton]

take the bubala to sinai er to get the nose dreidel-ectomy.

Hey pal, take it easy on the booze.

I know how you feel it is to be lonely, but you don't have to broadcast it to everyone else.

 

[miles]

take the bubala to sinai er to get the nose dreidel-ectomy.

..or in your case surgically removing your head from your ass.

 

[Beco]

Hey pal, take it easy on the booze.

I know how you feel it is to be lonely, but you don't have to broadcast it to everyone else.

I really think he's sober....