What do I have to offer in a relationship?

riff

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First and foremost:

Sincerity and loyalty. (maybe because I demand it).

Lot's of affection (maybe because I demand it) and reassurance (definitely because I demand it).

The comfort and safety that all of the above can give (because I demand it).

Sincerity. Goddamned- sincerity.

Oh yeah-

I got a great sense of humor.
I am pretty smart, I think- well, well-read at least.
I am willing to listen to what you honestly think (sincerity).
I am willing to try to make myself a better person.
I am willing to try new things.
I like to have fun. I am very playful.
I am romantic.
I am perverted.
I am just riff.

That's all I got. I am working on not trying to be so damned controlling.
 
yeah, I got a cat. I dig cats. I love all animals in general and most of them love me back.

I am really good that way.
 
And Attitude....You sure as hell have that !!:D

Green Hair.....Maybe a chick with an Oscar the Grouch fetish will find you soon......
 
Actually, I love the green hair. I thought it was so cool when I saw that.

:)
 
nzwookie said:
And Attitude....You sure as hell have that !!:D

Green Hair.....Maybe a chick with an Oscar the Grouch fetish will find you soon......

Yeah, I got attitude too. I am working on it-

BTW- my hair is really dark brown almost black and sometimes when the light shines on it you can see some red lurking in there. I am really a chocolate covered cherry.

I try to be nice and sweet, but sometimes it seems like all it ever did for me was get me taken for granted, so I will add this that I can offer.

I can also be a very selfish, ego-centric asshole. I can offer that for sure. :)
 
Sounds pretty darn good to me....I really like the hair too....though i couldn't do it myself. I need my job
 
xMorganx said:
Sounds pretty darn good to me....I really like the hair too....though i couldn't do it myself. I need my job

Yeah. When my boss saw me that day, I told her, "I didn't ask because I knew you would say no."

Wasn't much she could do about it. I got tenure. :)
 
Summer vacation just started... Are you going to make it till 'fall'?

I know how you feel.

Don't forget to add that you bring that huge paycheck to a relationship. You can afford to take her anywhere, do anything. *coff* *coff*

Peace.
 
Patience....

.....it can be frustrating to wait when you yearn for a relationship. But if these things are true, you're a treasure and some day the right girl will see that....til then there's always Lit:D

And maybe she's here......
 
Riff, I told you before that you are a super bloke. :) You turned into a fortune cookie lately, but I still like ya. :)
 
In other words, you're a unique individual, just like the rest of us ;)

You sound a'ight Riff, and if Marxist doesn't like you you can't be all bad ...lol

I could actually see your thread work as a personal ad.
 
Not a whole lot, if I can't get Mr. Happy up for more than 5 mins. I don't know what the hell happened, but, ever since I saw blood in my veins last wek, my life's been a living Hell.
 
I can offer honesty and humour, does that mesh at all, Riff?:D
 
Marxist said:
Don't forget, you have a cat. Chicks dig cats.

stretching my mind to imgine a chicken dig into a cat. oh wait..it wasnt to be taken literally..like mr karl
 
bluemuse said:
Why do I crave sour apple anything?

:heart: bluemuse

If you refer to my hair thanks.

(but I eally am a chocolate covered cherry. The only thing I can think is they forgot to remove the pit when they made me.)

:)
 
riff said:


If you refer to my hair thanks.

(but I eally am a chocolate covered cherry. The only thing I can think is they forgot to remove the pit when they made me.)

:)

But the pits are what make life interesting.
I don't trust anyone who displays themselves as perfect.
They are either boring or so pent up that they make diamonds in their ass.
I once had someone say I was lemon curd, sweet and tart all at once.
Don't know about the sweet part. :D LOL
 
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