What Did YOU Learn Today?

[coacheric]

It's painful when the feelings are only one sided

 

[MaryanneB]

TIL... it doesn't matter if your signed contract and warranty materials say "do not use chemical cleaning agents on surfaces for (x) days" because, invariably, your client will use chemical cleaning agents on surfaces in < (x) days because it's the holidays and the inlaws / neighbors / husband's boss / God Himself is coming over and that is reason enough for destroying surfaces and instigating crazy long meetings and phone calls.

Protip: you can clean up pretty much everything in your kitchen with hot water and a drop of ivory dish soap.

Just a thought: I work at Home Depot and from the early November toilet seats were going out the door in droves. I mentioned it and a customer told me that she didn't want her mother-in-law to have another thing to bitch about....lol

 

[Leigh81]

My hematologist is full of shit. While waiting they took my vitals & said my heart rate was in the high 30's which is low. She says that I should be omitted to the hospital where I answer, that isn't going to happen.
First I'm very active with cardio, I run on the elliptical every morning doing 3 miles in 22 minutes, walk the dog 7-10 kms (4-6 miles) daily as well. Never short of breath, chest pains, nothing. I'm not even overly winded after running on the elliptical or outside. My resting heart rate has always been lower than most people.
The kicker was when she started talking about me possibly getting a pace maker
Shouldn't a cardiologist be the one telling me this after more tests, not a blood doctor??
At least my platelets are maxed out & I'm cutting down on that medication which is why I went in the first place

L

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

Just a thought: I work at Home Depot and from the early November toilet seats were going out the door in droves. I mentioned it and a customer told me that she didn't want her mother-in-law to have another thing to bitch about....lol

HA! That is awesome! I wish more people were as real as that.

And, yes, I'm sure that's what the client was thinking. We need a spotless home for the holidays. Let's use chemicals on new paint!

 

[Bigspurt]

My hematologist is full of shit. While waiting they took my vitals & said my heart rate was in the high 30's which is low. She says that I should be omitted to the hospital where I answer, that isn't going to happen.
First I'm very active with cardio, I run on the elliptical every morning doing 3 miles in 22 minutes, walk the dog 7-10 kms (4-6 miles) daily as well. Never short of breath, chest pains, nothing. I'm not even overly winded after running on the elliptical or outside. My resting heart rate has always been lower than most people.
The kicker was when she started talking about me possibly getting a pace maker
Shouldn't a cardiologist be the one telling me this after more tests, not a blood doctor??
At least my platelets are maxed out & I'm cutting down on that medication which is why I went in the first place

L

Second opinion is in order. You are in your 30s and active. Always get good medical attention but some isn't good.

 

[curvyjae]

TIL that eating salad with a spork is more work than it is worth!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Making hot tea and letting it cool in the refrigerator overnight is better than sliced bread.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Overwatch is pornhubs 11th most searched word for 2016. Need to work that bit of info into a conversation.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Overwatch is pornhubs 11th most searched word for 2016. Need to work that bit of info into a conversation.

Think you just did

 

[Tallulah82]

Regardless of how sexually active I may be, I do not keep up with trends and new developments.

I have now been given an initial introduction to the world of Dental Dams for safer oral sex...

 

[thedeepestsigh]

I couldn't believe what I learned today

 

[ydahecnot]

Overwatch is pornhubs 11th most searched word for 2016. Need to work that bit of info into a conversation.

What does that even mean?

 

[numeniusa]

Regardless of how sexually active I may be, I do not keep up with trends and new developments.

I have now been given an initial introduction to the world of Dental Dams for safer oral sex...

Ew...

 

[papadoc19]

Ew...

Have you never heard of dental dams before?

 

[numeniusa]

Have you never heard of dental dams before?

Yes. Still 'ew...'

I should probably read up on the safety aspect, I suppose...

 

[ydahecnot]

No dam here

 

[Iceprincess12]

Costco aluminum foil does run out

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

Warmer light bulbs are the answer to "too much grey."

 

[Tallulah82]

That fishfryer becomes charming when he has been stuck in the house for days...

 

[curvyangel1969]

Reading some things really do make me want to hurl. And they must be bad because I will do just about anything not to throw up.

 

[ydahecnot]

Sorry!

 

[curvyangel1969]

Sorry!

Don't let it happen again.
And quit giving me your headaches while we (I) am making demands.

 

[papadoc19]

Donald Trump may or may not have participated in golden showers with Russian prostitutes

 

[Lia Monde]

I learned that we shouldn't judge people by what they say and do, but what is in their heart. Silly me, I thought that what someone says and does is a reflection of what's in their heart.

 

[ydahecnot]

Donald Trump may or may not have participated in golden showers with Russian prostitutes

If so, we have a major case of distributive property coming our way.