What Did YOU Learn Today?

[Endless_Night]

Do not, under any circumstances, google the words "shoe porn".

Dear Lord.

 

[KarenB59]

You will never win an argument with the electric company.

 

[shadowofaman]

That some women can't let their petty arguments with each other go on here.

 

[lacandy]

Today I learned that I need to lock my daughter away until she's like 30!

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

That some parents just can't live without their child(ren). Debbie Reynolds died one day after her daughter Carrie Fisher.

 

[Lia Monde]

When you think its done and near perfect, there is always room for improvement.

 

[girlyboi85]

You can win any argument by using this phrase, "Go back to Tumblr, SJW."

 

[SecretSubM88]

No matter how busy you are procrastination is a BIG thing

 

[Iceprincess12]

You shouldn't use travertine for your shower because you need to seal it every year.

 

[papadoc19]

My mom has no Native American ancestry (surprised)...my mom has Finnish/Russian ancestry (more surprised)

 

[KarenB59]

That I am forgettable.

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

You shouldn't use travertine for your shower because you need to seal it every year.

But it is such a beautiful material! Lovely organic warmth

 

[mnbreastluver]

The weatherman was wrong once again but in a good way.

 

[Tallulah82]

That it is really easy to get under the skin of people who are 'better' than me with their superior attitudes

 

[curvyangel1969]

That some things you just can't force. And some forces you just can't fight.

 

[sweetsophie512]

Not much if your attention is elsewhere

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

If everyone thinks that everyone else is in the office, everyone will be in the office and the gym will be empty and you can get the good treadmill.

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

We can have space heaters in our office.

 

[EnglishChap6687]

We can have space heaters in our office.

Awesome! Can you post one to me too please???

 

[Iceprincess12]

Is it real or memorex? It's memorex

 

[TheOlderGuy]

My mom has no Native American ancestry (surprised)...my mom has Finnish/Russian ancestry (more surprised)

Ahhhhh, but don't despair. I fucked your mom Christmas Eve 1979, so you, dear boy, DO have Native American ancestry. Those Ruso/Finn women are hawt.

 

[Leigh81]

I just learned we're going out for Indian food tonight

L

 

[GhostFeather18]

I learned that phone sex can be pretty awkward lol

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

TIL... it doesn't matter if your signed contract and warranty materials say "do not use chemical cleaning agents on surfaces for (x) days" because, invariably, your client will use chemical cleaning agents on surfaces in < (x) days because it's the holidays and the inlaws / neighbors / husband's boss / God Himself is coming over and that is reason enough for destroying surfaces and instigating crazy long meetings and phone calls.

Protip: you can clean up pretty much everything in your kitchen with hot water and a drop of ivory dish soap.

 

[OldUncleJack]

Brb doesn't necessarily mean soon!