What Did YOU Learn Today?

[julybaby04]

There is so much peace sometimes...not only in turning the page...but shutting the book...

....so much wisdom my sweet friend...

 

[BlackCashmere]

....so much wisdom my sweet friend...

 

[lacandy]

There is so much peace sometimes...not only in turning the page...but shutting the book...

Wow!

Thank you BC for being you and teaching all of us. Needed to learn this today...

 

[Plane_Guy]

That very few people actually care what I think.

I'm okay with that.

 

[julybaby04]

That very few people actually care what I think.

I'm okay with that.

I care...

 

[Plane_Guy]

I care...

Well, that's a given. But I was talking about the general population. lol

I'd rather have a few people care then lots. That means that my opinion is valued when it's received.

Law of diminishing returns and all...

 

[TedandKit]

We've learned a couple can post here, and feel welcomed warmly. Looking forward to future friendships.
Happy Holidays.

Ted

 

[Latexisland]

I learned the wood burner is hot!

 

[ConnerH]

I've learned that there is so much more to you than this.

 

[ydahecnot]

That very few people actually care what I think.

I'm okay with that.

Loo: And who are they?

Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

Loo: Shanghaied?

Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

Prisoner #1: Where are we?

Prisoner #2: I don't care!

Loo: And these?

Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!

Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.

Dr. Klahn: Guards!

[moves prisoners]

Dr. Klahn: Do you care?

Prisoner #5: No.

Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

Guard: What do you drink?

Prisoner #5: I don't care.

 

[ydahecnot]

And...just because....


Sex Record Voice: One of the most frequent problems encountered during the sexual act is that of premature ejaculation.

[the man realizes that this just happened to him]

Sex Record Voice: Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE.

http://i.imgur.com/NT77Nk8.gif

Sex Record Voice: Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off!

[Big Jim carries the woman away]

Sex Record Voice: Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

 

[sweetgypsy]

Hot coffee can burn your tongue when you take a big gulp.

 

[mulehead61]

The world is not always as it seems....

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

And...just because....
Sex Record Voice: Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

Did Samuel L. Bronkowitz win an Oscar for this pioneering work of late night cinema?

TIL that the super-expensive art book you got your friend from the museum exhibit can be had for pennies on the dollar the day after the exhibit closes.

 

[ydahecnot]

Nah, was beaten out by Catholic High School Girls in Trouble

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

Nah, was beaten out by Catholic High School Girls in Trouble

Film at 11...

TIL how to prospect for B2B sales for free. Probably only sexy to me.

 

[Leigh81]

I learned how to get your husband to answer your texts.
Me..are we going out for dinner
Him..no reply
Me..come on, should I start getting ready??
Him..no reply
Me..I really want to go out for dinner, answer me
Him..no reply
Me..Daniel wants to take me out, maybe I'll go with him
Him..the fuck he is

Hubby is taking me out now
Yes I have an evil grin on my face

L

 

[girlyboi85]

Some people don't know how the alphabet works.

 

[Sundayschild]

Some people don't know how the alphabet works.

You shouldn't take the piss out of disabilities.....

 

[thedeepestsigh]

Plenty

 

[beachbaby179]

Oven cleaner is a bad thing to breathe in.

 

[ydahecnot]

I learned how to get your husband to answer your texts.
Me..are we going out for dinner
Him..no reply
Me..come on, should I start getting ready??
Him..no reply
Me..I really want to go out for dinner, answer me
Him..no reply
Me..Daniel wants to take me out, maybe I'll go with him
Him..the fuck he is

Hubby is taking me out now
Yes I have an evil grin on my face

L

Is Daniel better known as Dobe Date?

 

[THECPKID]

potluck is one word

 

[a0808]

I learned how to get your husband to answer your texts.
Me..are we going out for dinner
Him..no reply
Me..come on, should I start getting ready??
Him..no reply
Me..I really want to go out for dinner, answer me
Him..no reply
Me..Daniel wants to take me out, maybe I'll go with him
Him..the fuck he is

Hubby is taking me out now
Yes I have an evil grin on my face

L

Grinning with you Leigh!! Lol

 

[beachbaby179]

People can be assholes.