sereneone4u
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That I am part of the problem
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MaxLongfella
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LOL! I only have like two pairs of pleated pants, but a gay guy I know say the pleats yesterday, flat front today, and told me - its flat front only from now on
lustfulraj
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Nothing yet. I'm still browsing.
LOL! I only have like two pairs of pleated pants, but a gay guy I know say the pleats yesterday, flat front today, and told me - its flat front only from now on
Flat front, seriously, hawt. I always notice the guys wearing those. The pleated ones..no...just...no.
Douchemoron
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I never hand anyone a hatchet, I just bury it in their backs!
It's always best to deliver the first blow. Especially if it's calculated, unexpected, and fatal.
I am a ninja!
A chubby, 6 foot amazonian-type ninja. With no blending skills whatsoever. And also I can't scale walls. That sort of ninja.
Douchemoron
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Tall, fat bitches are my favorite.
I call them tatitches.
We are a perverted select group, and we march the streets proud of our kink.
Which works out well with my ink, I guess. Hmm.
It was fated. A fairy tale really. Meant to be.
And fuck you, I asked for dwarves.
Douchemoron
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OMG! You are on the verge of your 30,000th post!
I think you should take time for this historic occasion to say something wonderful about me.
Lie if you must.
papadoc19
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I learned that this is my 30,000 post. In it I'd like to thank all those that played on this board with me to achieve this momentous occasion. I'd also like to mention those that I loved and lost and those that I generally ignore because they too also have led to my voracious posting.
Here's to another 30,000 posts about nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And thanks for point it out to me, DM.
You're a nice guy beneath that bluster and asshole'ish demeanor. I won't ever tell anyone though.
Here's to another 30,000 posts about nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And thanks for point it out to me, DM.
You're a nice guy beneath that bluster and asshole'ish demeanor. I won't ever tell anyone though.Douchemoron
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I learned that this is my 30,000 post. In it I'd like to thank all those that played on this board with me to achieve this momentous occasion. I'd also like to mention those that I loved and lost and those that I generally ignore because they too also have led to my voracious posting.
Here's to another 30,000 posts about nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And thanks for point it out to me, DM.
Your 30,000 posts would make the cast of Seinfeld smile with glee. They, too, made an impact on people by doing absolutely nothing.
God bless you.
Oh, and considering the special occasion, would it kill you to show your vagina? I mean, come on.
SmileyGirl
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OMGI learned that this is my 30,000 post. In it I'd like to thank all those that played on this board with me to achieve this momentous occasion. I'd also like to mention those that I loved and lost and those that I generally ignore because they too also have led to my voracious posting.
Here's to another 30,000 posts about nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And thanks for point it out to me, DM.
You mentioned him he'll never let us forget it Congrats on the 30,000 posts
Your 30,000 posts would make the cast of Seinfeld smile with glee. They, too, made an impact on people by doing absolutely nothing.
God bless you.
Oh, and considering the special occasion, would it kill you to show your vagina? I mean, come on.
Oh I show my vagina all the time. Just not on here. It will stay that way too.
Now if my doing nothing would earn me Seinfeld type money.
lustfulraj
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I learned that this is my 30,000 post. In it I'd like to thank all those that played on this board with me to achieve this momentous occasion. I'd also like to mention those that I loved and lost and those that I generally ignore because they too also have led to my voracious posting.
Here's to another 30,000 posts about nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And thanks for point it out to me, DM.
Wow! Congratulations, that's a lot of time on Lit.
Wow! Congratulations, that's a lot of time on Lit.
I know, right? I need to get a life!
Douchemoron
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OMG
Congrats on the 30,000 posts
I deserve to be mentioned for every historic event. If you ever say anything funny, I better get mentioned.
Oh I show my vagina all the time. Just not on here. It will stay that way too.
Now if my doing nothing would earn me Seinfeld type money.
You, my fine lady, are a twat-tease.
The people at Literotica have clamored around, waiting for this milestone moment, and you won't even give them a glimpse of your cooch?
This has really gone from euphoric to depressing in the blink of an eye.
SmileyGirl
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I deserve to be mentioned for every historic event. If you ever say anything funny, I better get mentioned.
Sadly I have no sense of humour
MaxLongfella
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That I require more company present. Immediately.
Douchemoron
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Sadly I have no sense of humour
Or eyeballs.
SmileyGirl
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Eyeballs? Emmm yup I think I have them did have last time I looked aynways
MaxLongfella
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Eyeballs? Emmm yup I think I have them did have last time I looked aynways
Your av slices them off.... though it does give a great shot of boobs, so I support the lack of eyeballs
lustfulraj
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I know, right? I need to get a life!
I was thinking about my time on Lit too, I spend a lot of time not posting so it's not accounted for.Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Just make sure you don't regret it later. Oh wait, you have to decide that upfront. Damn, life's complicated.
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