What Did YOU Learn Today?

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You, my fine lady, are a twat-tease.

The people at Literotica have clamored around, waiting for this milestone moment, and you won't even give them a glimpse of your cooch?

This has really gone from euphoric to depressing in the blink of an eye.

Yeah I know. You might as well just start crying now. :rolleyes:
 
:) I was thinking about my time on Lit too, I spend a lot of time not posting so it's not accounted for.

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Just make sure you don't regret it later. Oh wait, you have to decide that upfront. Damn, life's complicated.

I try not to regret anything.

Unfortunately I don't always think ahead but what comes out of my mouth is the truth and is what I'm thinking. *shrug*

Life is short. Have sex a lot. Laugh more.
 
Now if my doing nothing would earn me Seinfeld type money.

It's going to be awfully rough having to sign all those 12-cent royalty checks....


Today I learned the true meaning of Columbus Day. Unfortunately, I'm a bit late so I hope I won't forget it by next year.
 
I try not to regret anything.

Unfortunately I don't always think ahead but what comes out of my mouth is the truth and is what I'm thinking. *shrug*

Life is short. Have sex a lot. Laugh more.

Ok, I can say I learned something today :D I was right about some things ;)
 
I've learned that my best friend is the most scatterbrained person I know. Our playdate moved from my place to hers today and she's left behind her jacket, the baby's hat, Infant Tylenol, a toy, a pair of socks, and a sippy cup. Seriously, what did she take with her when she left besides her kid??? LMAO
 
I've learned that some parents not only shouldn't be parents, but that their children will actually become nothing more than collateral for them -- something used to accomplish another goal.

It's disturbingly selfish.
 
I've learned that my best friend is the most scatterbrained person I know. Our playdate moved from my place to hers today and she's left behind her jacket, the baby's hat, Infant Tylenol, a toy, a pair of socks, and a sippy cup. Seriously, what did she take with her when she left besides her kid??? LMAO

Check all the rooms, the kid might have been left behind too!
 
what did you learn today

well it's early yet but I did learn that I need to have 100 posts before I can have an avatar.
 
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