What did you do in the nude recently?

Swim and tanning in the backyard.
My invite to join you appears to have been lost in the post (or cyberspace) :(
Spent an hour talking with an equally nude neighbor and her equally naked sister
Equally nude women next door sounds like a fun idea 😜
dance with the shades rolled up
Shame she lives on the 23rd Floor ... my apartment is on the 18th :ROFLMAO:
God how I wish I was your neighbor. :)
These would make for a very interesting neighbourhood ... although I suspect it might soon become very boring having to look at naked women every day :oops: 😜
Not in my book it wouldn't!
 
My wife and I went to a local nude beach last Friday. As usual, we endured the comments from passers by. Things like "it looks like two whales washed up on the beach", etc. Then as were were lying there on our stomachs, I felt something on my big ass and thought a dog was licking me. I looked around and there two tall skinny young guys (barely legal we found out later) licking our butts. I told the guy licking me "don't just lick the outside, get deep in between those big butt cheeks" and he willing did. We ended up taking them home with us and they have been here ever since. They told us they both like skinny guys and fat gals.
 
Not completely nude. . Had flip flops on.
We have a long drive, can’t see the house from the road.
Went out to the car naked, sitting in the car looking for my bloody phone.
Postman arrives (same postman that I have spoken to a hundred times clothed)
He waves and motions for a signature, I open the window. . . He walks over, he starts to blush and looks so awkward. I sign. He drives off.
Possibly the most embarrassing thing I have done for a long while
 
Not completely nude. . Had flip flops on.
We have a long drive, can’t see the house from the road.
Went out to the car naked, sitting in the car looking for my bloody phone.
Postman arrives (same postman that I have spoken to a hundred times clothed)
He waves and motions for a signature, I open the window. . . He walks over, he starts to blush and looks so awkward. I sign. He drives off.
Possibly the most embarrassing thing I have done for a long while
He'd have had a coronary if you'd actually stepped out of the car then! :oops: :ROFLMAO:

A good story for the guys back at the sorting office though
 
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