What did people do at work before dirty emails?

Thoggy

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Hello all...

I find myself bored at work, reading through old dirty emails sent to me by various girlfriends and thinking how difficult it must have been to get through a slow day at work before the internet.

I mean, now, you can surf porn, stumbleupon, read Lit stories, play online poker, read celebrity gossip sites and participate in chatrooms. Why you can basically avoid work altogether now! I think back on those poor people who worked the majority of their lives before the internet. Think about it...they actually had to WORK the majority of their lives. We can now have the appearance of work while not actually producing a damn thing. So thank you Al Gore for inventing the internet and enabling us all to spend far more time doing far little.

But I digress. This is a personal ad and so let's get personal shall we. I am tired of looking at my inbox and seeing nothing new or only spam. I need dirty emails to read, to write back to, to get aroused by, to shout at colleagues who interrupt my "work" and to make my day pass by a little quicker.

Any women out there who want to email dirty nothings back and forth until we both declare the day totally unproductive? Take a look at my story to see if you are into the sort of things I am or the posts I have done in the past. In general, if you are into sweet, gentle lovemaking, then perhaps you better mosey on by. If, on the other hand, you enjoy rough, hard sex, namecalling (why yes, I am a bastard) and dirty sex, I am your man.

Hope to hear some PMs soon...

Thoggy P. Thogitasius
 
Apparently they don't monitor the sites you go to though...:)

No interactive porn emails for you..poor girl.
 
Who needs to work when you have erotica! Nevermind that many companies DO screen what sites you look at while working and your personal emails..... Better be careful, hope your company sends out a memo if the policy changes lol
 
Then there are those of us who work in those IS depts and know how to skirt around the monitoring........:D
 
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