What are your favourite swear words?

[bob_martin4125]

I have a few........

fuck (the obvious one)

bollocks

Then there are combinations such as

'for fuck sakes'

'total bollocks'

'utter bollocks'

'fuckity fuck'

come on let here you favourite swear words or combinations

 

[XCal]

Cunt, cunty, cuntface, fuckface.

 

[bob_martin4125]

yeah fuckface is a good one

fuckhead

dickfuck

fuckwit

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

asshole(my all time favorite)
fuck,and its many forms,,fucking fuckity fuck
cuntly fucker
ass wipe
dumb ass bitch
crusty fucking cum dumpster

 

[eudaemonia]

fuck (naturally)

unbefuckinglievable

ka-fucking-ching!

fuckwad

nimrod

pinhead

shithead

shit-for-brains

unclefucker

goddammit!

sonofabitch!

cunt

cuntess

fucking*bitch

penis breath

dumb@ss

asshole

basshole

bloody

sodding

suck ... suckity suck suck suck

...all truly original, of course.

 

[asian_princess]

Goddamned flying sack of shitfaced fucking crapped out fuck

 

[Sprinkles22]

~FUCK~

It's such a multi purpose word!

 

[eudaemonia]

Goddamned flying sack of shitfaced fucking crapped out fuck

LMAO!

Brilliant, just brilliant girl!!

 

[Ironfistvk]

bloody hell and JH Christ

 

[Missingmeds]

Holy jumping jeeze H. Cripes on a fucking pogo stick.

Well fuck me running.

And then there are several others that I am not suppose to say because of the shock value that they provide for certain people.

Holy fucking ass monkeys Batman!!!

 

[Arden]

Goddamned flying sack of shitfaced fucking crapped out fuck

*Applauds*

 

[Arden]

In all honesty, I don't swear in r/l because of the kids... However...


For those special occasions when you can't say it with flowers:

Get the FUCK out of my face YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!





BTW, that was not Lit-related. My 24 year old son has one of those 'get in your face' personalities that drives me nuts lol... and no, I don't say it- I only think it.

 

[bob_martin4125]

Thanks very much everyone for your contributions so far, a fucking funny thread so far!! Keep em cumming!


Here's some more of fav's

fucking bollocks

bolli ocks

square root of fuck all

diddly squat

 

[RPguy]

I picked this up from a illegal mexican who was cooking with me.. MOTHERBITCHES

 

[Guest]

Fuck

 

[trojan999]

Twat, that's always a good one
nobjockey
manjuice (don't ask where that came from!!!)
spunk sump

Those are a few of my favourites

 

[fingermagic]

I have a few........

fuck (the obvious one)

bollocks

Then there are combinations such as

'for fuck sakes'

'total bollocks'

'utter bollocks'

'fuckity fuck'

come on let here you favourite swear words or combinations

fuckaroni

 

[Sprinkles22]

Bump! Awww, c'mon, I can't stand to see this thread die .... it was the funniest one in a long, long time ......

 

[sugared]

This seems tame to most posted but "bugger" to me is quite a dirty word and you can use it on most people without them being aware of what your realy calling them.

 

[Sprinkles22]

This seems tame to most posted but "bugger" to me is quite a dirty word and you can use it on most people without them being aware of what your realy calling them.

Are you British? The Brits have some great words; and, NO, we Americans have no idea that they are insulting us .... LOL

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Cunt.

 

[chrismiss]

I get by just great with "dickweed" but no one loses control better than Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation...even though it's not all swear words!


"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

 

[Sulk]

Idiot!

The soft first syllable belies the venom with which the t can be spat out.

 

[charmed1]

My personal favs:

For Fuck's Sake
Jack Ass

 

[asian_princess]

LMAO!

Brilliant, just brilliant girl!!

lol..thanks babe, well sometimes occasion calls...
btw, love love love the AV ;-) saw the real thing...one of my all time art favs.