What Are You Wearing to Carson & Zoot's Birthday Party?

[shereads]

...

Put on some clothes, perv-girl.

 

[shereads]

I may have this wrong, but I've heard that Charles is coming to his wedding dressed all in white, and wearing a kippot with a string on it.

If the gods are in a playful mood, Charles will have written his own vows.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Put on some clothes, perv-girl.

Oh, now you tell me.



Bitch.



Also, this is my winter wear.
Roll on summer!

~lucky

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

If the gods are in a playful mood, Charles will have written his own vows.

Maybe someone will sing.



"Friends In Low Places"

or even

"Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag"

 

[Guest]

Maybe someone will sing.




"Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag"

Bwahhhaahaaahaaha!!!!!!!!

I could give it a go, I suppose, though James Brown isn't really my forte.

Still, it's funny as hell.

 

[shereads]

You'd prefer I call it a yamaka?

http://www.servant2000.org/marketplace/other_items/kippot.jpg

Uh-oh. Time to schedule a fast drive through a narrow tunnel...

 

[NoJo]

Yarmulke. Goy.

 

[Black Tulip]

Can I come as a flower girl?

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[shereads]

Can I come as a flower girl?

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There's a clever reply here someplace. I wish I could find it.

 

[Guest]

Yarmulke. Goy.

Does anyone understand that?

Joe, you do strange things to me. Things which I might take as inspiration for my next novel. And you know I write weird shit sometimes.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Does anyone understand that?

Joe, you do strange things to me. Things which I might take as inspiration for my next novel. And you know I write weird shit sometimes.

Yarmulke = the little skull cap worn by Jewish men (pic in thread above); Joe corrected the spelling.
Goy = Hebrew word for non-Jews, plural: goyim. Joe was throwing his hands in the air and shaking his head at the goy's misspelling of yarmulke.

Yep, Joe is novel material.

 

[Guest]

Yarmulke = the little skull cap worn by Jewish men (pic in thread above); Joe corrected the spelling.
Goy = Hebrew word for non-Jews, plural: goyim. Joe was throwing his hands in the air and shaking his head at the goy's misspelling of yarmulke.

Yep, Joe is novel material.

Ah! I see. Thank you, I knew someone would know wtf he was on about.

Actually, I used his real name in my last novel. But he was a nine year old boy. Perhaps I'll let him grow up in the next one.

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

Is this hat okay? It's all I've got.

 

[Guest]

Is this hat okay? It's all I've got.

That and only that? It's fine by me.

VERY fine by me!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Ah! I see. Thank you, I knew someone would know wtf he was on about.

Actually, I used his real name in my last novel. But he was a nine year old boy. Perhaps I'll let him grow up in the next one.

Joe growing up? Now, that WOULD be novel.

 

[Guest]

Joe growing up? Now, that WOULD be novel.

HA!

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

That and only that? It's fine by me.

VERY fine by me!

Glad you approve.

I did win a best abs contest once, btw...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Yarmulke. Goy.

Ei! Ei! Goyeh.

Gai gezunterhait, chutzpenik!

Putz.