What Are You Wearing to Carson & Zoot's Birthday Party?

[NoJo]

I'm wear psychedelic jacket. I score plenty hot chicks in it, when also I wearing my tight trousers. They think I rock star! Pity my breath, unfortunate.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You wear a Habit!

I thought it was a Harness

You ought to see me at a nuns and vicars party

 

[BlackShanglan]

Not even party shoes?

*shuffles gold and pave' rhinestone horseshoes*

Shucks, you mean these old things? Awfully kind of you to notice.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You ought to see me at a nuns and vicars party

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices however, that all the monks are copying from copies and not from the original manuscript. So the new monk goes to the Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error it: would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The Abbot says,

"We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point my son."

So the Abbot goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old Abbot.

The young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. The head Abbot is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice the old Abbot replies

"The word is celebrate."



I believe this comes from "The Abbot and The Costello.

 

[Guest]

I'm wear psychedelic jacket. I score plenty hot chicks in it, when also I wearing my tight trousers. They think I rock star! Pity my breath, unfortunate.

Juan, is that you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Juan, is that you?

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Hey Lou.

 

[Guest]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Hey Lou.

Hey Abs! Good to see you, babe.

Are you bringing a big supply of cigars to this party?

 

[LadyJeanne]

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices however, that all the monks are copying from copies and not from the original manuscript. So the new monk goes to the Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error it: would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The Abbot says,

"We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point my son."

So the Abbot goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old Abbot.

The young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. The head Abbot is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice the old Abbot replies

"The word is celebrate."



I believe this comes from "The Abbot and The Costello.

PMSL!!!

Is it mean of me to kinda wish that were discovered to be true???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Abs! Good to see you, babe.

Are you bringing a big supply of cigars to this party?

Hell yes!!!

I may even hand out pens with Abstrusions on them.

 

[logophile]

Cuffs.

And a red backside...

 

[rgraham666]

From what I've seen so far, an erection for sure.

And after looking at Lucky's AV, watery eyes and tracks of tears running down my face.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

From what I've seen so far, an erection for sure.

Good, I'll have something to hang my jacket on.

 

[rgraham666]

Good, I'll have something to hang my jacket on.

Actually, it's more suitable as a towel bar.

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

<--- PVC

Good choice. I used to be a leather snob, but PVC contains more irony. (It can help prevent anemia.)

 

[shereads]

I'm wear psychedelic jacket. I score plenty hot chicks in it, when also I wearing my tight trousers. They think I rock star! Pity my breath, unfortunate.

Noo Jork jew liked?

 

[shereads]

Actually, it's more suitable as a towel bar.

Shameless whore.

 

[shereads]

The bad news: no sign yet of the guests of honor.
The good news: everyone seems to be enjoying the punch.

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/celebrate.jpg

 

[Belegon]

501's


just that, not even gonna bother with shoes...the only reason I am wearing the jeans is leather seats and the sun....

 

[Guest]

my blankie
i go nowhere without it.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

The bad news: no sign yet of the guests of honor.
The good news: everyone seems to be enjoying the punch.

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/celebrate.jpg

I recognize Lucky trying to help Vella up. That's me in the back trying to get the boys to check out my ass, and I believe that's Joe with the cymbals, having just won the Mr. Buns contest. Is that Rgraham putting the moves on Helene over in the corner? I see Shanglan wearing his Human diguise too. It buttons up the front like a cardigan.

That's Sher in the off-the-boob cloak too, right? Just like her. She tells everyone to show up nude and she's dressed, pretending they misunderstood.

Those kids are actually midgets and they're over 18 too, aen't they? That's what Carson told me, anyhow.

Which one are you?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm on the far right - the one with the nice ass.

 

[NoJo]

Noo Jork jew liked?

Too much piss of shit immigrants there.

 

[NoJo]

I'm on the far right - the one with the nice ass.

You didn't bring these guys, did you?

 

[yui]

You didn't bring these guys, did you?

Is the one on the left sniffing his penis?