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How this woman has the energy to be the constant source of light she is...![]()



there are somethings i just don't want to know, you cannot unknow what you know, ya know!
Measuring every word you say is hard...I'm not sure how much longer I can do it. *Sigh*
there are somethings i just don't want to know, you cannot unknow what you know, ya know!
There are known knowns, there are known unknowns, and there are unknown unknowns, ya know.

You is so clever *swoons*![]()
Oh no, when you swooned, your breasts came out of alignment. Here, let me just readjust them.
Is it wrong of me to want to gift a tub of cottage cheese and a bag of flour to my ex husband and his new girlfriend?![]()

Lol! Oh, I so want to encourage this...![]()
Is it wrong of me to want to gift a tub of cottage cheese and a bag of flour to my ex husband and his new girlfriend?![]()
I’m 96.9% sure it’s gonna happen lol

I’m 96.9% sure it’s gonna happen lol
If you give me his address, I'll put him on some gay porn mailing lists![]()
If you give me his address, I'll put him on some gay porn mailing lists![]()
Even though things end where you always knew they would, and you're not mad, it's still disappointing.