What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[Mr_Underground]

I am thinking I prefer women who stroke my ego more than they stroke my dick.

 

[SassySheDevil]

My little man is 24 today! Where does the time go?

 

[alwaysaway]

5am should be illegal.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Could I honestly handle having a Flemish giant bunny and two toddlers?

 

[TTawhere]

Could I honestly handle having a Flemish giant bunny and two toddlers?

<Sarcasm>

So what will you be doing with the toddlers?

</Sarcasm>

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

<Sarcasm>

So what will you be doing with the toddlers?

</Sarcasm>

Put up a fence and free range them. They might go a little feral but should be easily domesticated if the need arises.

 

[Plane_Guy]

Life is not guaranteed tomorrow. Be nice to each other and don't dwell on the small shit for too long. It really isn't worth it.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

My work life would be infinitely easier if they actually let me do my job.

I just watched an IT hack higher paid than me do something remotely that I have done myself two dozen times, in less than half the time...because I don't have "permissions" to do that work on this system.

And then I get asked, "What did I do wrong?" when the tech fucks it up. I know exactly why he dicked it up.

I'm not telling him. For that paycheck, figure it out you arrogant little shit. I'm not usually petty, but if you're going to give me an attitude, don't expect me to help you.

Ugh. Fucking bureaucracy.

I need a drink.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Road head on the drive home in a white truck. Lets take the back roads honey.

 

[ImSinister]

Besides how much of a crush I have on SMNaughtywife?

I wish someone would take my dog for his evening walk - it’s fucking cold out there.

 

[mnbreastluver]

During doggy style one min technically lasts 7 min.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Besides how much of a crush I have on SMNaughtywife?

I wish someone would take my dog for his evening walk - it’s fucking cold out there.

Ummmmm....
*Bats eyelashes*
Is it snowy out? Because if it is, I’m game!
Looks for those pink panties of mine that accidentally slid off.

 

[Jada59]

Is it really going to snow tomorrow? Will that nail in my tire allow the air that my gardener put in it earlier keep the tire driveable to get me to the tire place tomorrow? And if so, will I make it up there before the snow? So many questions.

 

[ImSinister]

Ummmmm....
*Bats eyelashes*
Is it snowy out? Because if it is, I’m game!
Looks for those pink panties of mine that accidentally slid off.

A Big soft fluffy snow. But if you show up I sure it will quickly turn to hard ice

 

[MsLead]

Life is like a box of chocolates......

 

[SMNaughtywife]

A Big soft fluffy snow. But if you show up I sure it will quickly turn to hard ice

Yeah, maybe.
But I’m willing to chance it.
I’ll thoroughly examine for frozen droplets when we get back.

 

[ImSinister]

Yeah, maybe.
But I’m willing to chance it.
I’ll thoroughly examine for frozen droplets when we get back.

Giddy up but I hope those pink panties have a fluffy lining

 

[mnbreastluver]

Some sex dolls have less plastic in them than the Kardashian Family

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I am thinking that if l put a penny in a piggy bank each time l think about sex, which location I could go on my yearly holiday.

 

[minthe]

I am thinking that if l put a penny in a piggy bank each time l think about sex, which location I could go on my yearly holiday.

Do it.

 

[MsLead]

Panties with a fluffy lining....mmmmmmm..

 

[ImSinister]

Panties with a fluffy lining....mmmmmmm..

. It’s damn cold here tonight

 

[Kat73]

. It’s damn cold here tonight

Twenties here and I am an ice cube!!

I am a little weirded out. Hmmm

 

[LikeableMe]

When you live with an insomniac, you feel sorry for them. But when you live with a vindictive insomniac, who decides “if I’m awake, everyone has to be awake”, all that sympathy drains away...

I haven’t had a good sleep in ages, and I’m fed up with it!

 

[alwaysaway]

How tricky all the women with lip fillers on MAFS make drinking look! Dribble dribble!