What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[barefootgirl69]

Was just making out tags for presents...

Can you please put it back when you're done?

why do I feel like I've had this conversation recently?

 

[TTawhere]

Can you please put it back when you're done?

why do I feel like I've had this conversation recently?

Where would you like me to put it?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Where would you like me to put it?

I have this thing for desks....

Oh, the pen can go there, too!

 

[TTawhere]

I have this thing for desks....

Oh, the pen can go there, too!

Wasn’t planning on a three-some with a pen...

 

[F3x0r]

Wondering how late I'll be awake tonight

 

[Sundayschild]

Wasn’t planning on a three-some with a pen...

...or a desk...?

 

[TTawhere]

...or a desk...?

Well, the desk will probably get some action.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wasn’t planning on a three-some with a pen...

...or a desk...?

This is not what I envisioned.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, the desk will probably get some action.

If I'm lucky!

 

[TTawhere]

If I'm lucky!

:::checks on desk:::

 

[SassySheDevil]

My Mom would have been 74 today. *sigh*

 

[mnbreastluver]

Any app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

 

[Shi_One81]

My Mom would have been 74 today. *sigh*

Sorry for your loss.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You can't have your cake and eat pussy too.

 

[HotBrand]

What if I ate pussy first and then had cake as sort of a second desserts thing??

... she's not wrong. She could do that. She sounds like she could even do it well.

Or even apply the cake and then eat it out.

Options, people. Options!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Men's pain is telepathic when someone gets hit in the balls.

 

[AveryElle]

I’m already hating January

 

[parker77]

I've heard of a pen pal but never a voice pal....

more expedient satisfaction.

 

[AlpineFresco]

‘RyanAir Priority Passenger’ is an oxymoron.

 

[HotBrand]

‘RyanAir Priority Passenger’ is an oxymoron.

I'm thinking that Alpine is hilarious.

On those lines: Why does Johnson & Johnson advertise "No More Tears?" I've cried like a bitch when I've got their lotion in my eyes!

 

[blade_rocknut]

You can't have your cake and eat pussy too.

I need to hear more about the mutual exclusivity of the aforementioned tasty morsels.

 

[beachbaby179]

Someone from (literally) half a world away has just popped back into my life after a few years. And it's just not the same.

 

[AveryElle]

The whole concept of ‘...and GO!’ is so annoying and stupid. Can we please retire ‘...and GO!’ in the new year?

 

[AveryElle]

I'm thinking that Alpine is hilarious.

On those lines: Why does Johnson & Johnson advertise "No More Tears?" I've cried like a bitch when I've got their lotion in my eyes!

This confirms that you have very, very poor taste.

Luckily, how he tastes has little to do with his humor

 

[AveryElle]

Oh, you.

Making me squirmy at the doctor's office.

Oh please. I’ll skype you all about it and you’ll dry up real fast.
Hope she’s ok