What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[mnbreastluver]

Barbie sure has a ton of shit for a girl whose knees don’t bend.

 

[mnbreastluver]

They don’t have to. Ken is nada.

Your right!

Never mind.

 

[JennyNo1]

Barbie sure has a ton of shit for a girl whose knees don’t bend.

I used to have a t-shirt that said "I wanna be Barbie - that broad has everything."

 

[mnbreastluver]

I was always disappointed GI Joe wasn’t packed.

Lots of disappointments.

I used to have a t-shirt that said "I wanna be Barbie - that broad has everything."

It would fill a kids room.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We never really scratch our balls -- It's more of a pinch the skin and twist technique that no one ever teaches us; we all just figure it out on our own and no one ever talks about it.

 

[Mr_Underground]

I am such a clever muh fucker. I mixed three different types of cereals at my main slam pieces house today so her asshole nazi husband has no idea I was there why he was at Buffalo Wild Wings getting fat and watching goddamn Golf or auto racing or whatever the fuck.

 

[Mr_Underground]

You guys should try the Cenote brand, it taste better than Patron.

I used it last night and it has a real smooth tsste

Patron is overrated and overpriced. Honestly as long as it is 100 percent Agave that is all that matters. From there it’s personal preference between silver or Reposado. I personally like the brand Espolon but mostly because it it way cheaper than other well known Agave tequila.

 

[Mr_Underground]

Rice Krispies + Golden Grahams + Count Chocula = Winning

I have to have cinnamon of some sorts and if you have not had the new Cinnamon Toast Crunch Churos damn you are missing out.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

How the hell does he come up with them??

 

[blade_rocknut]

We never really scratch our balls -- It's more of a pinch the skin and twist technique that no one ever teaches us; we all just figure it out on our own and no one ever talks about it.

Gump, you're a goddamned genius.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

That I have much to be grateful for.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Post nut clarity is literally just you cumming to your senses.

 

[shmily]

Come on rain - get it all out tonight - let it be a bright sunny day tomorrow - we have a cookout at work!
steaks - potato salad, beans, macaroni salad..... would be hard to grill in the rain!


but the rain does sound wonderful on this tin roof!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I used to have a t-shirt that said "I wanna be Barbie - that broad has everything."

Well, Barbie didn't have a vulva, and Ken didn't have a dick. It took me a while, but at some point during puberty it occurred to me there might have been a problem with their relationship.

 

[Jakevillines]

I really need to go to sleep.

 

[JerseyJade]

Uh, oh. Baby Boo saw me checking out Lit. I hope he doesn't tell Daddy when he learns how to talk.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Uh, oh. Baby Boo saw me checking out Lit. I hope he doesn't tell Daddy when he learns how to talk.

you are too cute!

 

[lanceGibs]

Uh, oh. Baby Boo saw me checking out Lit. I hope he doesn't tell Daddy when he learns how to talk.

You are lucky to be a mom.
I am sure you and the baby are very cute.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

My parents were so eager to be parents, so focused on having a child they seemed to forget the point of having a child--to raise that child in to an adult.

 

[shynerdgirl]

My parents were so eager to be parents, so focused on having a child they seemed to forget the point of having a child--to raise that child in to an adult.

A number of people - my little sister included - view children as a fashion accessory. Something they can dress in a matching outfit and post on Instachatbooktube. When it comes to actual raising ... eh.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Why do I always get that particular song stuck in my head?

 

[blade_rocknut]

It's going to be a tough couple of days; adjusting to DST. I expect crankiness will be the norm.

 

[BlackCashmere]

My parents were so eager to be parents, so focused on having a child they seemed to forget the point of having a child--to raise that child in to an adult.

Hug...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It's going to be a tough couple of days; adjusting to DST. I expect crankiness will be the norm.

I can confirm.

Even though this feels like my natural time zone, I don't want to get up.

 

[AlpineFresco]

The weirdest thing about the clock change isn't so much that it still happens, but that it's staggered. Not happening here til the end of the month.