What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[HotBrand]

Couple double whiskeys before I start my paperwork. It’s all that was left in the bottle, and there’s no sense in keeping a near empty bottle, right? So it’s sensible to finish it

A couple of them? You handle your whiskey better than I do!

 

[HotBrand]

Only a few more posts until I hit 100.

... then I might be able to actually edit my profile and feel like a member on Lit!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Only a few more posts until I hit 100.

... then I might be able to actually edit my profile and feel like a member on Lit!

Good luck with that!

 

[HotBrand]

Good luck with that!

Egh. Tell me about it. It's hard to try and be involved in a short space of time without seeming totally random OR a sex pest!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Egh. Tell me about it. It's hard to try and be involved in a short space of time without seeming totally random OR a sex pest!

Er, i meant about the profile. That function has been inoperable for years. But you can put any pertinent info in your sig line, so no worries there.

My advice? Go with random and witty, avoid sex pest like the black death that it is. Also good are suits and/or kilts, beards, and proper use of the Oxford comma. We like our pervs classy and well-read.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Only a few more posts until I hit 100.

... then I might be able to actually edit my profile and feel like a member on Lit!

Er, i meant about the profile. That function has been inoperable for years. But you can put any pertinent info in your sig line, so no worries there.

My advice? Go with random and witty, avoid sex pest like the black death that it is. Also good are suits and/or kilts, beards, and proper use of the Oxford comma. We like our pervs classy and well-read.

Wait, wait, wait!

What's this about feeling members of Lit!?!?

Excellent advice, Honey!
Be a perv, but not a pest!

 

[ydahecnot]

The Oxford comma is often superfluous

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Wait, wait, wait!

What's this about feeling members of Lit!?!?

Excellent advice, Honey!
Be a perv, but not a pest!

<curtsey>

The Oxford comma is often superfluous

You're just jealous cos you haven't got a kilt.

 

[ydahecnot]

I went to Paris, London and Istanbul.

No comma needed after London. Not that that negates your point

 

[barefootgirl69]

I went to Paris, London and Istanbul.

No comma needed after London. Not that that negates your point

:caning::caning:

Do you need to sit in on our Grammar lesson today?
Apparently, yes, you do.

 

[HotBrand]

Wait, wait, wait!

What's this about feeling members of Lit!?!?

Hey, I am delighted to confirm that I have already been propositioned with being felt. A little directly too! I was quite smug.

Excellent advice, Honey!
Be a perv, but not a pest!

I actually appreciate those snips of advice. I'm slowly trying to fit in without (or by) causing a stir. Thank you!

P.S. I'm taking this line: "Be a perv, but not a pest!" That's in my signature now!

 

[TTawhere]

::olishes Oxford Comma:::

 

[HotBrand]

::olishes Oxford Comma:::

Shine that comma good.

 

[ydahecnot]

...as Pornhub plays

 

[barefootgirl69]

::olishes Oxford Comma:::

*purrs*

Smart and sexy

 

[BongoGal]

Not that that negates your point

Are you done?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hey, I am delighted to confirm that I have already been propositioned with being felt. A little directly too! I was quite smug.



I actually appreciate those snips of advice. I'm slowly trying to fit in without (or by) causing a stir. Thank you!

P.S. I'm taking this line: "Be a perv, but not a pest!" That's in my signature now!

Happy to help!

::olishes Oxford Comma:::

<nudges bfg toward the gangway>

 

[clistenovena]

Santa is actually an expert physicist and has figured out quantum mechanics allowing him to be in all of the possible universes at the same time.

I think I just came.

I'm thinking I can't wait to play with my band tomorrow. It's gon' be GOOOD!

Have too much fun!

It's funny, isn't it? I had something similar with a UPS guy a few years ago.

Mmm. UPS guy! He's delivering a package soon. Not the package I really want, but still.

... then I might be able to actually edit my profile and feel like a member on Lit!

Good luck with that!

https://media.giphy.com/media/LjOvS5Ed0fCsU/giphy.gif

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Litster,

Why are you spoiling our fun? Do you need attention?

Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

https://media.giphy.com/media/LjOvS5Ed0fCsU/giphy.gif

Your pleasure is my pleasure.

 

[clistenovena]

Your pleasure is my pleasure.

Your one liners are my laugh-out-loud. Gracias!

 

[Willingtoshare]

That there must be an app to make a 2020 Callander...

Also a spell check one...

 

[F3x0r]

Do I risk thinking its time to relax?

 

[Sh75]

I should be sleeping

 

[BongoGal]

That there must be an app to make a 2020 Callander...

https://webgener.co/how-to-make-colanders/