What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[Wild_Honey_66]

Still no titties in my inbox. Whatever is the world coming to?

I read this as, 'Still no littles in my inbox.' Lol

 

[BlackCashmere]

Best fucking thing I've seen all day.

I will second that

 

[clistenovena]

I need a few extra hours in each day before Christmas if I’m going to get everything done.

If you find those hours, please share.

Why did I leave the scissors in the refrigerator?

Same reason I found my razor in mine? I'm asking as I hope you figured it out.

Is this place always overwhelming or is it just because I’m new?

Just smile and nod.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Same reason I found my razor in mine? I'm asking as I hope you figured it out.

Still no damned clue, sorry.

 

[Esslemont]

Thinking that I should probably bring the Doctor flowers or chocolates for my prostate exam.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that I should probably bring the Doctor flowers or chocolates for my prostate exam.

What?! He should be buying you dinner. Know your value, man!

 

[blade_rocknut]

What?! He should be buying you dinner. Know your value, man!

Sounds like someone's doc uses a single finger glove...

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Sounds like someone's doc uses a single finger glove...

Dammit! You've reminded me that my first prostate exam was performed by a lesbian doctor. It wasn't a stellar day for either of us.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Dammit! You've reminded me that my first prostate exam was performed by a lesbian doctor. It wasn't a stellar day for either of us.

Bwahaha! Sounds like a best case scenario for me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sounds like someone's doc uses a single finger glove...

A single finger is all it takes.

 

[blade_rocknut]

A single finger is all it takes.

Yeah, and a .22 will kill ya, but a .44 does it with far greater aplomb.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Bwahaha! Sounds like a best case scenario for me.

Under any other circumstances, I'd have been fine with it. I'm a trooper that way. But the doctor actually rolled her eyes and said, "Alright, I guess we're going to have to do this." I felt demeaned.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Under any other circumstances, I'd have been fine with it. I'm a trooper that way. But the doctor actually rolled her eyes and said, "Alright, I guess we're going to have to do this." I felt demeaned.

Understood! I think of my doc, who is female and had a great sense of humor....i feel like that's when I'd tell her ," it's OK, I've been sticking things in there for 30 years!"

 

[JJonah]

Yeah, and a .22 will kill ya, but a .44 does it with far greater aplomb.

Points for proper use of "aplomb."

 

[BadAmy]

I need to google "aplomb"

 

[blade_rocknut]

Jeff Bezos is the man. How did we even live before Amazon???

 

[LikeableMe]

Message received

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

A couple of minor quibbles . . .

A single finger is all it takes.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/8b/a0/d48ba09ae8f9e31210faf35ddb7c6383.jpg

Yeah, and a .22 will kill ya, but a .44 does it with far greater aplomb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxjIgTc22os

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

I have a horrible headache tonight, so I'm gonna relax and watch some TV, put the volume on low.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Santa Claus could be the greatest serial killer of all time. He goes in to houses as quick as possible, he never leaves a trace, and he knows if people are awake or sleeping, (he can lower the chances of people seeing in the house), and he flies with reindeer, and is a master of breaking in.

 

[Endless_Night]

Most. Ghastly. Day. Evah.

*thud*



Okay. So not really the most ghastly day ever, but close.

Okay. So probably not all that close, but…still ghastly.

 

[ydahecnot]

There you are!

 

[Trekka]

^what he said! Enny

 

[JerseyJade]

Santa Claus could be the greatest serial killer of all time. He goes in to houses as quick as possible, he never leaves a trace, and he knows if people are awake or sleeping, (he can lower the chances of people seeing in the house), and he flies with reindeer, and is a master of breaking in.

You better watch out.
You better not pout.
You better stop saying shit about Santa,
or he's going to knock you out!

 

[Sh75]

I wish i was a zooper dooper