What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[Deleted member 1306910]

I am so damned tired of masturbation. I mean, I'm still going to do it, But it has been so long since any hand held my junk but my own, I might as well count as a 40 year old virgin. Is there a way to kill the sex drive in the brain?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I am so damned tired of masturbation. I mean, I'm still going to do it, But it has been so long since any hand held my junk but my own, I might as well count as a 40 year old virgin. Is there a way to kill the sex drive in the brain?

A bullet to the cerebral cortex should do the trick. But the side effects are a bitch.

 

[Dardesstra]

I can bake a cake on a gas barbecue grill!

Ok, I can bake apple dumplings in charcoal and once made a pineapple upside down cake in the ground (yeah, in Girl Scouts), but the cake took like 15 hours and the apple dumplings were just peeled apples with cinnamon and sugar, wrapped in a store-bought pie crust and foil. So... I think you get the "weird ways to bake" trophy. Out of curiosity, what kind of cake was it?

 

[JerseyJade]

I know there are some things I shouldn't laugh at, but sometimes I just can't help myself.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Ok, I can bake apple dumplings in charcoal and once made a pineapple upside down cake in the ground (yeah, in Girl Scouts), but the cake took like 15 hours and the apple dumplings were just peeled apples with cinnamon and sugar, wrapped in a store-bought pie crust and foil. So... I think you get the "weird ways to bake" trophy. Out of curiosity, what kind of cake was it?

Just a boxed chocolate cake, nothing fancy, but it worked.

When a hurricane takes the power out for a couple of weeks and it's your brother's birthday, you figure it out!

 

[tnman03]

I know there are some things I shouldn't laugh at, but sometimes I just can't help myself.

Oh????

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh????

I swear, I wasn't talking about Joe's comment at all!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am so damned tired of masturbation. I mean, I'm still going to do it, But it has been so long since any hand held my junk but my own, I might as well count as a 40 year old virgin. Is there a way to kill the sex drive in the brain?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

A bullet to the cerebral cortex should do the trick. But the side effects are a bitch.

I swear, I wasn't talking about Joe's comment at all!

*shrugs* It has been suggested to me numerous times, for a variety of reasons, by many people. Some have even offered to help. I declined.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

*shrugs* It has been suggested to me numerous times, for a variety of reasons, by many people. Some have even offered to help. I declined.

Smart move.

 

[JerseyJade]

*shrugs* It has been suggested to me numerous times, for a variety of reasons, by many people. Some have even offered to help. I declined.

No, dude! Don't even think about it! You're a good guy and let no one tell you any different!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Okay, I'm only 37. Well in January I'll be 37. I take that part back.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

No, dude! Don't even think about it! You're a good guy and let no one tell you any different!

It's alright sweetie, I wasn't going to. I've been down that road and lived through it. Which is really the shitty part, let me tell you. I'm not going back to that place.

And you can laugh, it's a survival mechanism. I once laughed at myself for researching my chosen method of offing myself and decided not to do it.

It was hilarious to me that I would fucking research something like that, like it was a term paper or some shit.

The mind finds reasons to survive. Even when we don't want it to.

 

[JerseyJade]

It's alright sweetie, I wasn't going to. I've been down that road and lived through it. Which is really the shitty part, let me tell you. I'm not going back to that place.

And you can laugh, it's a survival mechanism. I once laughed at myself for researching my chosen method of offing myself and decided not to do it.

It was hilarious to me that I would fucking research something like that, like it was a term paper or some shit.

The mind finds reasons to survive. Even when we don't want it to.

Well just for the record, I wasn't laughing at your comment, I just giggled at Joe's... and the only reason was the side effect thing. I would never laugh at someone who was down on themselves. Believe me, I have days where I feel that way, too. Just so you know, you're not alone.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Okay, I'm only 37. Well in January I'll be 37. I take that part back.

There's this interesting business model that's been developed in just the last 10,000 years or so where you can give a person currency, or maybe a live chicken, and that person will have sex with you in exchange. It's really pretty cool.

May you live long and prosper.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

There's this interesting business model that's been developed in just the last 10,000 years or so where you can give a person currency, or maybe a live chicken, and that person will have sex with you in exchange. It's really pretty cool.

May you live long and prosper.

A live chicken???? LOL

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

A live chicken???? LOL

Well, you know, such situations often involve a bit of bartering.

 

[JerseyJade]

I wonder if my landlord would get mad at me if I was to start raising chickens in my backyard. Hmm... $$$.

 

[LikeableMe]

Does that guy not realise he has reached out to me from four different accounts? Or does he just think I wouldn’t notice?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Well, you know, such situations often involve a bit of bartering.

Yeah, but the poor chicken would end up being the victim, probably die of neglect while she's out trying to hustle up some noodles for soup.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I wonder if my landlord would get mad at me if I was to start raising chickens in my backyard. Hmm... $$$.

People will pay good money for fresh eggs!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Well just for the record, I wasn't laughing at your comment, I just giggled at Joe's... and the only reason was the side effect thing. I would never laugh at someone who was down on themselves. Believe me, I have days where I feel that way, too. Just so you know, you're not alone.

Oh I know. I get PMs from people. Thats part of why I still come here. I'm just saying that life is fucked up and if you can't learn to laugh at it, you become a casualty.

Also, Joe! I don't have any money to spare for a ho, you hook a brother up with a Christmas donation???

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Oh I know. I get PMs from people. Thats part of why I still come here. I'm just saying that life is fucked up and if you can't learn to laugh at it, you become a casualty.

Also, Joe! I don't have any money to spare for a ho, you hook a brother up with a Christmas donation???

A ho?

Maybe she's just trying to make chicken noodle soup for her sick grandma!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Oh I know. I get PMs from people. Thats part of why I still come here. I'm just saying that life is fucked up and if you can't learn to laugh at it, you become a casualty.

Also, Joe! I don't have any money to spare for a ho, you hook a brother up with a Christmas donation???

I'll get started right away on a Go Fund Me account. Anything for a worthy cause!

 

[JerseyJade]

Also, Joe! I don't have any money to spare for a ho, you hook a brother up with a Christmas donation???

Just give me a month or 2 to get everything going here and I might be able to help you out. You did say you want to get, PLUCKED, right?

Okay, I'm stopping now. I don't want anyone getting triggered thinking I was being serious.