What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[JustAnotherFlower]

wondering where JAF is doing her shopping

Adam and Eve.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You never realize why your dad yelled at you for holding the flashlight wrong until you have someone hold the flashlight for you.

 

[Xerxes82]

After a November that felt like an eternity, what should I masturbate to first?

The question that will consume the next 24 hours.

 

[Xerxes82]

I mean, if you're looking for volunteers...

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b36800b5c268d15850693fdd98752b71/603131771b878c53-0f/s250x400/f2bb9abbe1974b608010b4ad81461f835fa19fcb.gifv

That's a great gif.

Not sure how I feel about Ms. Aguilera though...

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

I mean, if you're looking for volunteers...

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b36800b5c268d15850693fdd98752b71/603131771b878c53-0f/s250x400/f2bb9abbe1974b608010b4ad81461f835fa19fcb.gifv

May I too? (That is also what I am thinking now...)

 

[Xerxes82]

I'd masturbate to her.

Now THAT'S an image.

Could definitely work with that.

 

[Xerxes82]

That was easy...with 23 hours to spare!

Who knew I was so easy?

The hard part is going to be making it through the last 23 hours with you racing through my brain.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Who knew I was so easy?

*raises hand*

 

[Xerxes82]

*raises hand*

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b36800b5c268d15850693fdd98752b71/603131771b878c53-0f/s250x400/f2bb9abbe1974b608010b4ad81461f835fa19fcb.gifv

Aww. I'm so well known. You ladies know just how to make a guy feel special.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I will not miss you, evil uterus.

 

[UgliestSon]

I dont care how great you are at sucking cock. How are you at making enchiladas?

 

[UgliestSon]

Never have. Never eaten them either to be fair.

Time to make some life changes.

And I wonder if other people avoid going to doctor because they are afraid of being prescribed antibiotics because it will interfere with boozing.

 

[Jada59]

OMG! Did I kill him?

 

[Misshotndeep]

You should always listen to your instincts. It took me a long time to learn to translate mine but I think I am finally get the hang of it.

 

[Jada59]

Agreed. I need to suck way less cock.

I need to suck more! Now where can I find some?

 

[UgliestSon]

Agreed. I need to suck way less cock.

Jaw issues? Enchiladas are pretty soft and wont give you those problems. I dont know. A little indigestion but you might have the same issuse from swallowing all that jizz.

 

[UgliestSon]

Nah, just feel like it’s time to have a break from sucking dick. Ya know? I feel like maybe I’m done with dick sucking this year.

Maybe I’ll take it up again in 2020. Maybe I won’t.

So you agree with me then. It is really not worth all the effort. I would rather a gal make me enchiladas or even tacos or tamales or burritos or chimichangas or tostados or nachos or tortas than give me another blow job. It’s been done to death. Just ask that backpacker from New Zealand or wait dont she is actually dead. Sorry.

 

[UgliestSon]

I like my coffee the way I like my women HOT!!

I like my coffee like I like my women...Puerto Rican.

 

[Willingtoshare]

Looking forward to catching up with old friends later, not tomorrows hangover as much.

 

[UgliestSon]

NZ backpacker death by dick sucking??

Something like that. There was some trial and some dude got convicted. You can google for important details.

 

[AlpineFresco]

OMFG another form!

 

[Justis]

That you don’t deserve any more tears or hurt from me, you don’t deserve my pain. I wish you happiness and the courage of your convictions and I hope for you that one day you find it.

 

[UgliestSon]

Jesus. I was just channeling my inner Misshotanddeep.

I apologise. It’s been a long week.

Hey now I would not go that far. And your avatar scares me.

 

[UgliestSon]

Even scarier now!

No way. You kinda look like Jennifer Gardner. I am sure you have seen her movies. Even better she posts Facebook videos cooking for her kids. Ben Aflac must hate life now.

 

[Justis]

Jesus. I was just channeling my inner Misshotanddeep.

I apologise. It’s been a long week.

If your apology is for me then no worries. You never know what is going on in people’s lives or the reasons why they say things. I said what I did as that’s what I was thinking. Your reply was what you were thinking and after all that is what this thread is about. I hope your week improves.