What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[Lord Pmann]

Yes you are. Glad we had this conversation.

Look at your signature. It’s spelled “wander”.

I’ll go ahead and add in what the signature says, for when you inevitably change it:

“Not all who wonder are lost. Some of us have just given up and move about for something to do.”

I “wander” (sic) why you are such a dope.

 

[theslutbunny]

Women: I want a man with [x] qualities.

Men: *desperately posting proof that they qualify*

/

Men: I want a woman with [x] qualities.

Women: What the fuck? How dare you express preferences! You deserve to be alone forever.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Women: I want a man with [x] qualities.

Men: *desperately posting proof that they qualify*

/

Men: I want a woman with [x] qualities.

Women: What the fuck? How dare you express preferences! You deserve to be alone forever.

This made me think of one of my favourite posters of all time- SexyAlison. She once made a post about how she only liked thin guys (I believe it was in her personal ad) and people went to ground. They told her she was fat shaming and all that nonsense PC bullshit people like to say when they feel triggered. It was quite amazing to see. As a 600lbs man myself, even I wasn’t offended. I got on my special fat fingered keyboard and voiced my support for her right to like skinny dudes.

It’s funny, because so many women are happy to express they like tall men or wouldn’t date a man shorter than she. But if a guy said he wouldn’t fuck a girl whose build was heftier than his... he may as well sign his death sentence.

 

[JerseyJade]

I shouldn't have ate that chili dog.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I shouldn't have ate that chili dog.

The phallic shape was irresistible, wasn’t it?

 

[JerseyJade]

The phallic shape was irresistible, wasn’t it?

I wish I could scratch you right now.

 

[tnman03]

I shouldn't have ate that chili dog.

Uh oh!!! I'm having chili dogs for supper tonight to help use up the leftover chili that I made a couple of days ago.

But as much damned storm clean up work and running the hell out of a chainsaw I've been burning calories big time.

 

[JerseyJade]

Uh oh!!! I'm having chili dogs for supper tonight to help use up the leftover chili that I made a couple of days ago.

But as much damned storm clean up work and running the hell out of a chainsaw I've been burning calories big time.

My baby is letting me know he doesn't like chili dogs. I won't be eating another one anytime soon.

 

[tnman03]

My baby is letting me know he doesn't like chili dogs. I won't be eating another one anytime soon.

Poor kiddo!!!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I want a beer. I have not had one in years! Wonder why I am craving it now?

 

[blade_rocknut]

I think my neighborlady stays lit all day. Not sure on what...

 

[UgliestSon]

Just go ahead and put the coke on my dick.

 

[19jimbo99]

Is somebody gonna go shut off that car alarm..been honking for like 5 min...

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I want a beer. I have not had one in years! Wonder why I am craving it now?

I sympathize. I haven't had a beer for several minutes, and I miss it terribly.

 

[JennyNo1]

The phallic shape was irresistible, wasn’t it?

Damn, now I'm craving ummm.....hot dogs.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Damn, now I'm craving ummm.....hot dogs.

Suddenly wondering why I have so many phallic-shaped objects in my fridge, and none that could really serve as a vagina. I need to shop more wisely.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Now I’m craving chili dogs!! Damn it!

 

[36524]

******

 

[MsLead]

Its gonna take more than flapjacks

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I am very excited to have breakfast food for dinner. ^ ^

If you own a restaurant and tell me I can't have scrambled eggs at midnight, I really don't need to know you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If dogs had phones they would probably send each other bone pics.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about an old friend who took his first solo airplane flight before he was legally allowed to drive a car, and stumbling into his childhood home with him at three in the morning. We were wasted, but his mother just made us eggs, and made no judgments. She just wanted us to be fed. I have wondered if that's the kind of mother it takes to raise a pilot.

 

[Misshotndeep]

.....

 

[Lothario1956]

glad yesterday is done and dusted - now I can relax for a week or so!

 

[HughManitee]

I think I could of used another 3 hours of sleep