What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[Lord Pmann]

Should I throw on Steel Magnolias?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that being on Lit pretty much means that right now I'm not doing everything that I could be doing with my life. But here I am. Fuck me!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I already spoke to him about it, at the time, so no need to bring up names.

We disagree on so many things.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Thinking that being on Lit pretty much means that right now I'm not doing everything that I could be doing with my life. But here I am. Fuck me!

Is that an offer or a complaint?

 

[givememoresir]

How do I make food come to me without moving?

 

[Lord Pmann]

How do I make food come to me without moving?

GrubHub

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Is that an offer or a complaint?

Oh, you know, it's both at the same time.

 

[givememoresir]

GrubHub

They don't deliver where I live.

Guilted the husband into going to the store...

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

May as well be a spray gun.

I believe you should be trying on a yellow polka dot bikini about now and posting pictures!!!

PS Huggg

 

[mnbreastluver]

Everyone claims to have OCD until it's time to put the shopping cart in the cart corral.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Everyone claims to have OCD until it's time to put the shopping cart in the cart corral.

Yes! That is such a violation of citizenship! How can you not get that right?

 

[DarkSimian]

For the record; there's only one girl I call "Princess", she's black and white and goes "meow"

 

[Roleplay_LouiseUk]

What am I thinking?

That it would be amazing if I could change this vibrator for the real thing

 

[mnbreastluver]

Chinese braille must be really intense.

 

[mnbreastluver]

So did I. I thought it was hilarious.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Chinese braille must be really intense.

Braille is a universal language. *facepalm*

 

[Moochienanu]

Braille is a universal language. *facepalm*

Ummm... I beg to differ. Braille is not universal and is also not a language. Braille is a system used for many of the spoken languages around the globe (like the alphabet is a system for letters in the English language).

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that I bottled-fed this creature back to life when he was five weeks old. But now I'm trying to jack off, so he needs to get his paws off my face and stop talking to me. I'm sensing no appreciation here.

 

[UgliestSon]

How is Susanna Hoffs 60? Have you seen her recently? Jesus Christ!

 

[dashie33]

So I’m just scrolling down the front page of Reddit, and do a double take....thinking didn’t I just read this somewhere?

Yes Yes I did!!

It's only in academia you need to cite your sources.

 

[Hornblende]

.....

 

[Mei5ter]

Hi sweetie.



You got that right princess!

(Going forward I’m gonna call meister Princess )

*waits for the other six guys to answer too*

 

[AlpineFresco]

<pictures Mei5ter rocking a tutu with a pretty, pretty princess crown>

Good morning!

Dude could be Elrond? It's possible. I could believe that.

 

[MsLead]

All these boys in my box.....I can't answer them all for I would never get any posting done to entertain myself. Sorry boys!

 

[blade_rocknut]

That customer was just a nasty person...I've. no regrets for being rude!