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I don't care how beautiful someone's penis may or may not be (I find them quite ugly more often than not), if a person uses a photo of a penis as their public greeting, I presume them a dick.
Like, really? That's your most endearing feature?
 
Rainshine said:
It likely is.
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Thinking you're correct, by my anecdotal evidence.

Side note: though a pic or two of my nethers may have been shared hither and yon on digital media before, if my av is ever a dikpic, then you know someone has waylaid me and absconded with my identity.
Please send help.
 
While they're the main reason I have avatars turned off, there's an unabashed honesty to a dick avatar that I can almost respect. In an instant, you know everything you need to know about the person as they're putting it right out there: this is all I have to offer, this is all I care about, and I'm only interested in interacting with people who want this. No subtlety. No mystery. No bullshit. You message that dude and you know exactly what you're getting...

Unlike these cock-teasing bitches who are throwing their titties all up in my face only to then have the unmitigated audacity be offended that I don't want to talk about literature or astrophysics or what their name is. If you don't want to hear about how I'd like to pressure wash your big ass with my jizz hose, why are you shoving it into my eyeholes? That's some duplicitous, mixed message bullshit right there.
 
I do my best to let people know I am a prick without the help of directly letting them know with my avatar.
 
AlpineFresco said:
Your sig reminds me of when I was a very young kid, and my grandma would spoonerise that to be 'crooks and nannies'.

Maybe that was where I started fucking about with language?
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Love fucking about with language....gives me all the feels......:cool:
 
Last night I fell asleep without the aid of sleeping meds for the first time in 3.5 years. Wow.
 
Head is spinning right now. Just woke up from crazy dream where 13yo me for some reason weighed 300lbs and was in line at Chinese Buffet and was telling servers about my fake Canadian girlfriend giving me head.
 
MsLead said:
Go with bacon.......or sausage...... yeah, yummy oinks all around.;)
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Hee, hee. Decided on sausage, which means I have to actually get dressed and leave the house to buy a biscuit with sausage already in it. Which will save me time on frying bacon and cleaning up after myself. Ironically, it still probably won't save me as much time as my life will be shortened by eating a poor, unsuspecting pig for breakfast. That's on me--I deserve it. :rolleyes:
 
Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Hee, hee. Decided on sausage, which means I have to actually get dressed and leave the house to buy a biscuit with sausage already in it. Which will save me time on frying bacon and cleaning up after myself. Ironically, it still probably won't save me as much time as my life will be shortened by eating a poor, unsuspecting pig for breakfast. That's on me--I deserve it. :rolleyes:
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Totally worth it as you grind down the minutes in life ratio....:D
 
I'm glad I'm watching the game from the comfortable and dry confines of a living room.
 
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