What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[Lord Pmann]

Historically speaking, Puritans were a surprisingly kinky bunch, actually.

I’m going to have to trust you in that. I know that instead of saying fuck, they say they have “known” someone. So, doesn’t seem kinky.

“Know me harder, Jedediah, you bearded stallion. Know me in my mouth so hard! Know me all night long.”

Not kinky. I call your bluff, motherknower.

I do like their way of identifying the whores in the group by making them wear special scarlet lettered shirts. That would make things much easier.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Dark meat is no good. That’s all I’ve got to say about that.

You, sir, are a bigot! Dark meat brings all the flavor to the gravy!

(My mother just roasts turkey breasts at Thanksgiving, and I am in charge of making the gravy. I miss the extract fat.)

 

[LikeableMe]

Today was chaos. Can’t wait to sink into a nice hot bath and then my bed! Nine and a half hours on my feet. At least I got some good exercise

 

[Lord Pmann]

You, sir, are a bigot! Dark meat brings all the flavor to the gravy!

(My mother just roasts turkey breasts at Thanksgiving, and I am in charge of making the gravy. I miss the extract fat.)

I know. I won’t be running for office any time soon after that comment.

I don’t like gravy, either.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I know. I won’t be running for office any time soon after that comment.

I don’t like gravy, either.

Dude.
What’s WRONG with you?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I know. I won’t be running for office any time soon after that comment.

I don’t like gravy, either.

On this we agree. I don't like soggy food...

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I know. I won’t be running for office any time soon after that comment.

I don’t like gravy, either.

Har! Does anything prevent you from running for office these days? Just don't tell voters in Iowa that you don't like gravy, and you might do okay.

 

[tnman03]

That I'm puzzled why people don't like gravy? You don't smother your food with it, or rather you shouldn't and properly made it enhances the food dish.

 

[Shi_One81]

On this we agree. I don't like soggy food...

I love soggy food! I’ll make cereal and then go take my shower and get ready before I eat it. I absolutely love soggy Frosted Flakes. Last night, my friends beat me to the restaurant and I had them go ahead and order me some nachos that way they’d be soggy when I got there.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

That I'm puzzled why people don't like gravy? You don't smother your food with it, or rather you shouldn't and properly made it enhances the food dish.

Some mornings after breakfast, I feel that, in spite of all my other vices, sausage gravy may be the thing that ultimately kills me.

 

[beachbaby179]

Why don't y'all just go to White Castle on Thanksgiving?

Jeez. No turkey, gravy, real cranberries...

And seriously. If you make the stuffing outside the bird, stuff the cavity with ice and lace that sucker up tight, it's not dry at all.

Yeah. Corset girl knows how to lace stuff...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I love soggy food! I’ll make cereal and then go take my shower and get ready before I eat it. I absolutely love soggy Frosted Flakes. Last night, my friends beat me to the restaurant and I had them go ahead and order me some nachos that way they’d be soggy when I got there.

Oh lordt! This gave me a panic attack! To each her own but no soggy food for me. Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

The only gravy I’ve ever had was on this chicken fried chicken that this Southern Comfort food restaurant makes. I forget what they call it. But it’s not that grey or brown rubbish you people use to ruin mashed potatoes. This was thick and very buttery. Probably the most unhealthy thing I’ve ever ingested. But my god. It was amazing. Smooth. Creamy.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I love soggy food! I’ll make cereal and then go take my shower and get ready before I eat it. I absolutely love soggy Frosted Flakes. Last night, my friends beat me to the restaurant and I had them go ahead and order me some nachos that way they’d be soggy when I got there.

I do the same thing with cereal. Let it sit for a while. I don't care for it to be too crunchy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why don't y'all just go to White Castle on Thanksgiving?

Jeez. No turkey, gravy, real cranberries...

And seriously. If you make the stuffing outside the bird, stuff the cavity with ice and lace that sucker up tight, it's not dry at all.

Yeah. Corset girl knows how to lace stuff...

I used to go to Krystal (the southern White Castle) every Thanksgiving Night. Everyone is eating turkey sandwiches and I wanted something better. So I eat Krystal, which I’m pretty sure is mostly rat meat.

 

[KarenB59]

I used to go to Krystal (the southern White Castle) every Thanksgiving Night. Everyone is eating turkey sandwiches and I wanted something better. So I eat Krystal, which I’m pretty sure is mostly rat meat.

But when you get a craving for a bag of Krystals nothing else will do

 

[AveryElle]

The only Thanksgiving shopping I have done is to buy the Turkey & Stuffing Kettle Chips from Trader Joe's. And I only did that because they sell out in a heart beat here, so I horde them.

I may or may not have 10 bags in my pantry. And 6 boxes of their pumpkin bread mix.

But that's it.

I cannot confirm or deny that the maple kettle corn is worth hoarding

 

[Lord Pmann]

But when you get a craving for a bag of Krystals nothing else will do

You’re not wrong. But the shame spiral that ensues afterwards... is it worth it?

And I must have them with cheese and no onions. But that’s difficult. Why? Because they’re inability cook a damned “burger” the way I order it at that place... I’d be more likely to pull a brick of gold from a hummingbird’s ass.

 

[alwaysaway]

I could go a burger right now.

 

[Suz_anne]

I cannot confirm or deny that the maple kettle corn is worth hoarding

*makes note for next hoarding trip to TJ's*

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that I used to live maybe fifty yards from a Whole Foods, and now I have to drive five miles to get to a Food Lion. Cooking isn't what it used to be. But I'm no longer paying ten dollars for a six-pack of beer, and magic mushrooms may be in my near future. Life has its ups and downs.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I could go a burger right now.

*go for a burger



I don’t think you understand Krystal burgers though. They’re paper thin. And disgusting. But oh so good.

 

[Xerxes82]

No lie, there are times when it's very freeing not to have to worry, or even think, about any of that kind of stuff. I'm not sure it makes up for the times when it sucks and makes my soul hurt, but silver linings are what you make of them.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Wondering for a split second if I still had pants on. Yep, they're still there. I can safely walk about without causing a scene. I would hate to upset the church folk on Sunday evening.

 

[alwaysaway]

*go for a burger. Sorry, correcting people makes me feel better about my speech. I’m self conscious about my lisp and stutter. Also, while I’m in confession mode, I do actually like gravy. Just not in the traditional sense. I like it smothered over my entire body, so I can use my burger bun to wipe it off. It also doubles as lube. Win win motherfuckers!



I don’t think you understand Krystal burgers though. They’re paper thin. And disgusting. But oh so good.

Thank you for sharing. I’m sorry about your daily struggle. TMI about the gravy.