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My asshole dog got under my feet and I fell over him. He wasn’t hurt, but I kinda was. My back and knee are fucking killing me.
 
God bless the people already doing their Thanksgiving shopping. I can't muster that much forward thinking.

Just order it in advance already cooked or place your grocery order and pick it up. No muss, no stress and you have less to worry with.
 
Is anyone else amused by the fact that Lit drama is caused by two people faking their personalities clashing over the degree to which they're faking it?
 
God bless the people already doing their Thanksgiving shopping. I can't muster that much forward thinking.

The only Thanksgiving shopping I have done is to buy the Turkey & Stuffing Kettle Chips from Trader Joe's. And I only did that because they sell out in a heart beat here, so I horde them.

I may or may not have 10 bags in my pantry. And 6 boxes of their pumpkin bread mix.

But that's it.
 
The only Thanksgiving shopping I have done is to buy the Turkey & Stuffing Kettle Chips from Trader Joe's. And I only did that because they sell out in a heart beat here, so I horde them.

I may or may not have 10 bags in my pantry. And 6 boxes of their pumpkin bread mix.

But that's it.

Theres a place that makes a Thanksgiving sandwich. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce. Weird but delish. I wish I had a Trader Joe's now!
 
The only Thanksgiving shopping I have done is to buy the Turkey & Stuffing Kettle Chips from Trader Joe's. And I only did that because they sell out in a heart beat here, so I horde them.

I may or may not have 10 bags in my pantry. And 6 boxes of their pumpkin bread mix.

But that's it.
There has been a lot of chat here about Lit relationships and whether they're valid and worth it. All I can say is that I have deep and serious urges to embark on a relationship with the ten bags of kettle chips in Suzanne's pantry.
 
Wondering why 15 lbs of cat will get up a full head of steam, rush into my bedroom, and bounce off my balls just to spring into another room. The floor is right there, you jerk! If a 130 lbs woman did that to me . . . well, I'd probably just shut up.
 
Theres a place that makes a Thanksgiving sandwich. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce. Weird but delish. I wish I had a Trader Joe's now!

Leftover Turkey sandwiches are the best part of Thanksgiving. And you have to put stuffing and cranberries on it. That's the only way!
 
I think I’m the only American who doesn’t like turkey and the fixings that come along with it. Turkey is drier than Puritan pussy. Unless it’s fried, in which case it could be done well. I’m sure you’re all going to tell me tales of how your creepy uncle cooks it the best it’s ever been cooked. I feel like people who love turkey just haven’t had chicken. It’s like people who eat gelato. They’ve clearly never had ice cream.
 
Theres a place that makes a Thanksgiving sandwich. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce. Weird but delish. I wish I had a Trader Joe's now!
There was a deli here that made a turkey wrap that tasted like Thanksgiving in your mouth. Instead of cranberry sauce, they made a cranberry mayo that they put on the wrap. I know if may sound weird and/or gross, but it was so frickin' good.

Leftover Turkey sandwiches are the best part of Thanksgiving. And you have to put stuffing and cranberries on it. That's the only way!
A hot turkey sandwich is mandatory at about 9pm on Thanksgiving night. And again the next day.

Have you ever made stuffing waffles? Putting the leftover stuffing into a waffle iron and toasting it up? Oh my god - so delicious!


There has been a lot of chat here about Lit relationships and whether they're valid and worth it. All I can say is that I have deep and serious urges to embark on a relationship with the ten bags of kettle chips in Suzanne's pantry.
My husband and I agreed to a 50/50 split on the chips. He gets 5 bags and I get 5 bags. You can have a relationship with his 5 bags. ;)
 
I think I’m the only American who doesn’t like turkey and the fixings that come along with it. Turkey is drier than Puritan pussy. Unless it’s fried, in which case it could be done well. I’m sure you’re all going to tell me tales of how your creepy uncle cooks it the best it’s ever been cooked. I feel like people who love turkey just haven’t had chicken. It’s like people who eat gelato. They’ve clearly never had ice cream.

Clearly you've never had the most delicious of the turkey meat - the dark meat. It is all I ever put in my mouth.

Gelato is delicious! Are you anti-guidos or something?
 
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I think I’m the only American who doesn’t like turkey and the fixings that come along with it. Turkey is drier than Puritan pussy. Unless it’s fried, in which case it could be done well. I’m sure you’re all going to tell me tales of how your creepy uncle cooks it the best it’s ever been cooked. I feel like people who love turkey just haven’t had chicken. It’s like people who eat gelato. They’ve clearly never had ice cream.

No, I'm with you... we don't have thanksgiving at our house.... it's just another day... all invites are rejected with "no."
 
We do ham and chicken on Thanksgiving but I GOT to have that canned cranberry sauce that holds its shape. That's my deep south, white trash showing.
 
Theres a place that makes a Thanksgiving sandwich. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce. Weird but delish. I wish I had a Trader Joe's now!

I used to work close to a place that made a sandwich like that. Fond memory. Now I construct elaborate midnight snacks out of Thanksgiving leftovers, recapturing that memory in the process.
 
Theres a place that makes a Thanksgiving sandwich. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce. Weird but delish. I wish I had a Trader Joe's now!

Earl of Sandwich?? I had it when we went to Florida. I got it minus the cranberry sauce, it was very yummy.
 
Clearly you've never had the most delicious of the turkey meat - the dark meat. It is all I ever put in my mouth.

Gelato is delicious! Are you anti-guidos or something?

Dark meat is no good. That’s all I’ve got to say about that.

Gelato is terrible. It’s bobo I’ve cream. The only substitute for ice cream is frozen custard, which is brilliant. It’s freeze point is higher, so it’s even smoother. Gelato has to be pretty much 0 degrees Kelvin and that’s why it’s awful. It’s like trying to eat an iceberg.

No, I'm with you... we don't have thanksgiving at our house.... it's just another day... all invites are rejected with "no."

I agree. And most people do that shit again a month later for Christmas. My family does Italian food for Christmas, like Jesus would have wanted.

What about those amazeballs smoked turkey legs you get at renaissance festivals and such? Those are tasty, and juicy

But normal thanksgiving day turkey is pretty bland and usually dry...I have to agree with you there, and you know how much that pains me to say



P.s stuffing is gross

What about me screams “Renaissance Festival”?

Fried turkey can be good. I’ll admit that. And BBQ places know how to smoke turkeys. But if you’re cooking your turkey in your oven at home... please stop. You’re killing the world’s most dickheaded shaped bird just to soak up the moisture in your mouth

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Turkey sez “Eat mor chickin”. (Copyright CFA)
 
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