What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[LikeableMe]

My recovery update: I am not doing well. I seem to be having some complications from surgery. Won’t go into details here. Trust me you don’t want them. Soooo, if I go poof for a while that would be why. Thank you to all those who have sent and continue to send encouragement.

Tumbleweed

Feel better soon!

 

[Semper_Pater]

She's as sweet as Tupelo honey
She's an angel of the first degree

 

[dashie33]

Supermarket's too far away. Someone bring me more alcohol.

 

[MsLead]

Way too much agenda today...wishing for freedom from commitments...

 

[LostGirlTink]

A bold move there

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that the World Wide Web was invented 30 years ago to facilitate sharing of information among scientists, and wondering how its inventor would feel about the fact that he made it possible for anyone in the world to download printable pussy doodles from Etsy.

 

[LikeableMe]

Supermarket's too far away. Someone bring me more alcohol.

Is it really far away? Or does it just seem far away?

 

[dashie33]

Is it really far away? Or does it just seem far away?

The latter.

 

[BadAmy]

https://youtu.be/uCcNcHx2DpY

I am thinking, He really knows how to melt me.
❤❤❤❤❤

Twice even...
https://youtu.be/Eq3YLhtuzTQ

 

[LostGirlTink]

Oof. I may not get out of bed til noon

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that after years of searching, I have finally found the amateur female masturbation video that fulfills all my hopes and dreams. I have accomplished what I set out to accomplish. Now I can retire from porn without looking back. Until tomorrow morning.

 

[dashie33]

Thinking that after years of searching, I have finally found the amateur female masturbation video that fulfills all my hopes and dreams. I have accomplished what I set out to accomplish. Now I can retire from porn without looking back. Until tomorrow morning.

You found my video!?!?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

You found my video!?!?

Hee, hee. Didn't know you were a redhead.

 

[dashie33]

Hee, hee. Didn't know you were a redhead.

I'm a bluehead right now.

 

[Shi_One81]

Omg! Who knew salt & vinegar chips dipped in Nutella were the bomb!!

Oh lord

BUT then again, I like peanut butter and pickle sandwiches... *

 

[haha_on_me]

Omg! Who knew salt & vinegar chips dipped in Nutella were the bomb!!

Oh lord

BUT then again, I like peanut butter and pickle sandwiches... *

There is an eatery near me that serves a cheeseburger on two donuts, wicked awesome.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Omg! Who knew salt & vinegar chips dipped in Nutella were the bomb!!

Oh lord

BUT then again, I like peanut butter and pickle sandwiches... *

I think you're both gonna need Pepto real soon...

Peanut butter and Vidalia onions. Trust me.

 

[islandjoe2]

Mental note to read up on the psychology of alliances and loyalties later.

 

[beachbaby179]

There is an eatery near me that serves a cheeseburger on two donuts, wicked awesome.

Save time. Just puree it in a blender and inject it into your arteries. Lol.

 

[haha_on_me]

Save time. Just puree it in a blender and inject it into your arteries. Lol.

But what about the taste buds? Would you rob them so?

 

[ydahecnot]

Good thing I ate breakfast before visiting this thread...ewww

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking, out of nowhere, about the sister of an old friend of mine. We’ve never expressed any kind of romantic interest in each other. But I was sitting in a chair in the hallway at high school once (I can’t remember the circumstances), and she inexplicably came and sat in my lap and wiggled her butt around just a bit, and I told her that her skinny butt was hurting my legs. She punched me in the shoulder. We run into each other from time to time, and she still exhibits the same mischievous willingness to violate my personal space, tugging on my ear or patting my belly. I love that kind of easy and comfortable affection.

 

[Guyblue82]

If you always say you're at a 10, in terms of horniness, then are you even horny? No observed variation in scale measurement means the scale is likely not calibrated correctly.

Also, I propose an emoji scale system

Maybe




Or
🏜

 

[mnbreastluver]

If the Joker just adopted a puppy he probably would’ve been alright.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about the sneaky little cat that just stole a strip of bacon out of a cookie sheet as soon as my back was turned, before I even got it into the oven. This critter can go after every element of my breakfast, right down to licking a stick of butter, if I don't maintain constant vigilance.