What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[Esslemont]

When things in life start to go downhill...might as well grab the sled, say fuck it, and make the most of it.

 

[36524]

******

 

[Moochienanu]

Hypothetically speaking, of course, is there a way to hire someone to throw a pager against the wall and make it look like an accident?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Tonight feels perfect. I think I'll sleep outside.

 

[LikeableMe]

......

 

[standard1]

hello post-season. it’s been a minute. nice to see you back. fallball!

 

[Fugu_B]

Didn’t need the net.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Monday I fucking hate you.

 

[standard1]

Hypothetically speaking, of course, is there a way to hire someone to throw a pager against the wall and make it look like an accident?

i thought pagers died of obsolescence about a decade ago.

might be easier for it to just get lost, “where’s that damn pager?”

 

[Taegul]

All this talk of Lit crushes...Sorry ladies but none of you can ever hold a candle to Betty Rubble. Olympian pole vaulters can't reach a bar set that high.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

I really need to contact someone about their family members, but they are out of state. Gonna have to gut out and clean an apartment by myself.

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

All this talk of Lit crushes...Sorry ladies but none of you can ever hold a candle to Betty Rubble. Olympian pole vaulters can't reach a bar set that high.

You’re in luck. I look just like Betty!

 

[y=mx+b]

I am thinking about how she looks at me
And then how she looks at me
And how when she does
All things drop to the side
And a seriousness comes about me

And how it's a good feeling
An I-see-you-see-me-see-you type of seriousness

And how it makes me feel real and legitimate.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Monday I fucking hate you.

This made me laugh.
I’m sorry you’re having a crap day. I hope it’s Monday in general.

 

[smtst5]

Time to go back into my shell

 

[AlwaysFara]

Time to go back into my shell

Noooo!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I haven't been this happy in a very long time.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I haven't been this happy in a very long time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Unintentionally liking somebody's post while snooping through their profile is what might be compared to stepping on a twig while sneaking through the woods.

 

[beachbaby179]

Happy birthday, Peter. I do hope you're well. You'll never see this, of course. But it's what I'm thinking nonetheless.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Women’s body hair is so forbidden that women are shaving completely bald legs in razor commercials.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Hypothetically speaking, of course, is there a way to hire someone to throw a pager against the wall and make it look like an accident?

I will do it for $5.
No one ever said I was easy.. but sometimes I'm cheap.

Monday I fucking hate you.

That is a MOOD. I hope it was relatively painless.

I haven't been this happy in a very long time.

I always like to see people happy.

 

[JerseyJade]

I haven't been this happy in a very long time.

 

[LurkingLazarus]

I haven't been this happy in a very long time.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Just when you think something isn’t going to change anytime soon, life surprises you with someone unexpected